cottage, of a hard-featured woman, of sitting before
a fire with a blanket round his shoulders, of a toddling
child smeared to the eyebrows with dirt and treacle
whom he had wanted to wash. Over and over again,
lately, he had wanted to wash that child, but it had
always eluded his efforts. Once he had thought
of scraping it with a bit of hoof-iron, but it had
turned into a Stilton cheese. It was all very
puzzling. Then he had gone on tramping along
the high road. What was that about bacon and
eggs? The horrible smell offended his nostrils.
It must have been a wayside inn; and a woman twenty
feet high with a face like a cauliflower—or
was it spinach?—or Brussels sprouts?—silly
not to remember—one of the three, certainly—
desired to murder him with a thousand eggs bubbling
up against rank reefs of bacon. He had escaped
from her somehow, and he had been very lucky.
His star had saved him. It had also saved him
from a devil on a red-hot bicycle. He had stood
quite still, calm and undismayed, in the awful path
of the straddling Apollyon whose head was girt around
with yellow fire, and had seen him swerve madly and
fall off the machine. And when the devil had picked
himself up, he had tried to blast him with the Great
Curse of the Underworld; but Paul had shown him his
cornelian heart, his talisman, and the devil had remounted
his glowing vehicle and had ridden away in a spume
of flame. The Father of Lies had tried to pass
himself off as a postman. The memory of the shallow
pretence tickled Paul so that he laughed; and then
he half fainted in pleuritic agony.
After the interlude with the devil he could recollect
little. He was going up to London to make his
fortune. A princess was waiting for him at the
golden gate of London, with a fortune piled up in a
coach-and-six. But being very sick and dizzy,
he thought he would sit down and rest in a great green
cathedral whose doors stood invitingly open . . .
and now he found himself in the hospital ward.
Sometimes he felt a desire to question the blue-and-white
nurse, but it seemed too much trouble to move his
lips. Then in a flash came the solution of the
puzzle, and he chuckled to himself over his cunning.
Of course it was a dream. The nurse was a dream-nurse,
who wanted to make him believe that she was real.
But she was not clever enough. The best way to
pay her out for her deception was to take no notice
of her whatsoever. So comforted, he would go to
sleep.
At last one morning he woke, a miserably weak but
perfectly sane man, and he turned his head from side
to side and looked wonderingly at the fresh and exquisite
room. A bowl of Morning Glow roses stood by his
bedside, gracious things for fevered eyes to rest upon.
A few large photographs of famous pictures hung on
the walls. In front of him was the Santa Barbara
of Palma Vecchio, which he recognized with a smile.
He had read about it, and knew that the original was
in Venice. Knowledge of things like that was
comforting.