Every child went to Band of Hope that Monday afternoon eager and expectant; but it was only a hard lesson on the effect of alcohol on the lining of the stomach that they got, and when Mrs. White complimented them on their increased attendance and gave out the closing hymn,

   Oh, what a happy band are we!

the Hogan twins sobbed.

When the meeting was over, Miss Barner exonerated Jimmy by saying it was icing for a cake he had smelled, and the drooping spirits of the Band were somewhat revived by her promise that next Monday would surely be Taffy Day.

On the last Monday of each month the Band of Hope had a programme instead of the regular lesson.  Before the programme was given the children were allowed to tell stories or ask questions relating to temperance.  The Hogan twins were always full of communications, and on this particular Monday it looked as if they would swamp the meeting.

William Henry Hogan (commonly known as Squirt) told to a dot how many pairs of shoes and bags of flour a man could buy by denying himself cigars for ten years.  During William Henry’s recital, John James Hogan, the other twin, showed unmistakable signs of impatience.  He stood up and waved his hand so violently that he seemed to be in danger of throwing that useful member away forever.  Mrs. White gave him permission to speak as soon as his brother had finished, and John James announced with a burst of importance: 

“Please, teacher, my pa came home last night full as a billy-goat.”

Miss Barner put her hand hastily over her eyes.  Mrs. White gasped, and the Band of Hope held its breath.

Then Mrs. White hurriedly announced that Master James Watson would recite, and Jimmy went forward with great outward composure and recited: 

   As I was going to the lake
   I met a little rattlesnake;
   I fed him with some jelly-cake,
   Which made his little—­

But Mrs. White interrupted Jimmy just then by saying that she must insist on temperance selections at these programmes, whereat Pearlie Watson’s hand waved appealingly, and Miss Barner gave her permission to speak.

“Please ma’am,” Pearl said, addressing Mrs. White, “Jimmy and me thought anything about a rattlesnake would do for a temperance piece, and if you had only let Jimmy go on you would have seen what happened even a snake that et what he hadn’t ought to, and please ma’am, Jimmy and me thought it might be a good lesson for all of us.”

Miss Barner thought that Pearlie’s point was well taken, and took Jimmy with her into the vestry from which he emerged a few minutes later, flushed and triumphant, and recited the same selection, with a possible change of text in one place: 

   As I was going to the lake
   I met a little rattlesnake;
   I fed him on some jelly-cake,
   Which made his little stomach ache.

The musical committee then sang: