Raymond found in both his mother-in-law and Sir John Horner friends capable of appreciating his fine flavour. He wrote with ease and brilliance both prose and poetry. I will quote two of his poems:
In praise of young girls
Attend, my Muse, and, if you
can, approve
While I proclaim the “speeding
up” of Love;
For Love and Commerce hold
a common creed—
The scale of business varies
with the speed;
For Queen of Beauty or for
Sausage King
The Customer is always on
the wing—
Then praise the nymph who
regularly earns
Small profits (if you please)
but quick returns.
Our modish Venus is a bustling
minx,
But who can spare the time
to woo a Sphinx?
When Mona Lisa posed with
rustic guile
The stale enigma of her simple
smile,
Her leisure lovers raised
a pious cheer
While the slow mischief crept
from ear to ear.
Poor listless Lombard, you
would ne’er engage
The brisker beaux of our mercurial
age
Whose lively mettle can as
easy brook
An epic poem as a lingering
look—
Our modern maiden smears the
twig with lime
For twice as many hearts in
half the time.
Long ere the circle of that
staid grimace
Has wheeled your weary dimples
into place,
Our little Chloe (mark the
nimble fiend!)
Has raised a laugh against
her bosom friend,
Melted a marquis, mollified
a Jew,
Kissed every member of the
Eton crew,
Ogled a Bishop, quizzed an
aged peer,
Has danced a Tango and has
dropped a tear.
Fresh from the schoolroom,
pink and plump and pert,
Bedizened, bouncing, artful
and alert,
No victim she of vapours and
of moods
Though the sky falls she’s
“ready with the goods”—
Will suit each client, tickle
every taste
Polite or gothic, libertine
or chaste,
Supply a waspish tongue, a
waspish waist,
Astarte’s breast or
Atalanta’s leg,
Love ready-made or glamour
off the peg—
Do you prefer “a thing
of dew and air”?
Or is your type Poppaea or
Polaire?
The crystal casket of a maiden’s
dreams,
Or the last fancy in cosmetic
creams?
The dark and tender or the
fierce and bright,
Youth’s rosy blush or
Passion’s pearly bite?
You hardly know perhaps; but
Chloe knows,
And pours you out the necessary
dose,
Meticulously measuring to
scale,
The cup of Circe or the Holy
Grail—
An actress she at home in
every role,
Can flout or flatter, bully
or cajole,
And on occasion by a stretch
of art
Can even speak the language
of the heart,
Can lisp and sigh and make
confused replies,
With baby lips and complicated
eyes,
Indifferently apt to weep
or wink,
Primly pursue, provocatively
shrink,
Brazen or bashful, as the