but I opened my legs I wouldnt let him touch me inside
my petticoat because I had a skirt opening up the side
I tormented the life out of him first tickling him
I loved rousing that dog in the hotel rrrsssstt awokwokawok
his eyes shut and a bird flying below us he was shy
all the same I liked him like that moaning I made him
blush a little when I got over him that way when I
unbuttoned him and took his out and drew back the
skin it had a kind of eye in it theyre all Buttons
men down the middle on the wrong side of them Molly
darling he called me what was his name Jack Joe Harry
Mulvey was it yes I think a lieutenant he was rather
fair he had a laughing kind of a voice so I went round
to the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit
moustache had he he said hed come back Lord its just
like yesterday to me and if I was married hed do it
to me and I promised him yes faithfully Id let him
block me now flying perhaps hes dead or killed or
a captain or admiral its nearly 20 years if I said
firtree cove he would if he came up behind me and put
his hands over my eyes to guess who I might recognise
him hes young still about 40 perhaps hes married some
girl on the black water and is quite changed they
all do they havent half the character a woman has she
little knows what I did with her beloved husband before
he ever dreamt of her in broad daylight too in the
sight of the whole world you might say they could
have put an article about it in the Chronicle I was
a bit wild after when I blew out the old bag the biscuits
were in from Benady Bros and exploded it Lord what
a bang all the woodcocks and pigeons screaming coming
back the same way that we went over middle hill round
by the old guardhouse and the jews burialplace pretending
to read out the Hebrew on them I wanted to fire his
pistol he said he hadnt one he didnt know what to
make of me with his peak cap on that he always wore
crooked as often as I settled it straight H M S Calypso
swinging my hat that old Bishop that spoke off the
altar his long preach about womans higher functions
about girls now riding the bicycle and wearing peak
caps and the new woman bloomers God send him sense
and me more money I suppose theyre called after him
I never thought that would be my name Bloom when I
used to write it in print to see how it looked on
a visiting card or practising for the butcher and
oblige M Bloom youre looking blooming Josie used to
say after I married him well its better than Breen
or Briggs does brig or those awful names with bottom
in them Mrs Ramsbottom or some other kind of a bottom
Mulvey I wouldnt go mad about either or suppose I
divorced him Mrs Boylan my mother whoever she was might
have given me a nicer name the Lord knows after the
lovely one she had Lunita Laredo the fun we had running
along Williss road to Europa point twisting in and
out all round the other side of Jersey they were shaking
and dancing about in my blouse like Millys little
ones now when she runs up the stairs I loved looking