I suppose hes like the first man going the roads only
for the name of a king theyre all made the one way
only a black mans Id like to try a beauty up to what
was she 45 there was some funny story about the jealous
old husband what was it at all and an oyster knife
he went no he made her wear a kind of a tin thing
round her and the prince of Wales yes he had the oyster
knife cant be true a thing like that like some of those
books he brings me the works of Master Francois Somebody
supposed to be a priest about a child born out of
her ear because her bumgut fell out a nice word for
any priest to write and her a—e as if any
fool wouldnt know what that meant I hate that pretending
of all things with that old blackguards face on him
anybody can see its not true and that Ruby and Fair
Tyrants he brought me that twice I remember when I
came to page 50 the part about where she hangs him
up out of a hook with a cord flagellate sure theres
nothing for a woman in that all invention made up
about he drinking the champagne out of her slipper
after the ball was over like the infant Jesus in the
crib at Inchicore in the Blessed Virgins arms sure
no woman could have a child that big taken out of her
and I thought first it came out of her side because
how could she go to the chamber when she wanted to
and she a rich lady of course she felt honoured H
R H he was in Gibraltar the year I was born I bet he
found lilies there too where he planted the tree he
planted more than that in his time he might have planted
me too if hed come a bit sooner then I wouldnt be
here as I am he ought to chuck that Freeman with the
paltry few shillings he knocks out of it and go into
an office or something where hed get regular pay or
a bank where they could put him up on a throne to
count the money all the day of course he prefers plottering
about the house so you cant stir with him any side
whats your programme today I wish hed even smoke a
pipe like father to get the smell of a man or pretending
to be mooching about for advertisements when he could
have been in Mr Cuffes still only for what he did
then sending me to try and patch it up I could have
got him promoted there to be the manager he gave me
a great mirada once or twice first he was as stiff
as the mischief really and truly Mrs Bloom only I
felt rotten simply with the old rubbishy dress that
I lost the leads out of the tails with no cut in it
but theyre coming into fashion again I bought it simply
to please him I knew it was no good by the finish
pity I changed my mind of going to Todd and Bums as
I said and not Lees it was just like the shop itself
rummage sale a lot of trash I hate those rich shops
get on your nerves nothing kills me altogether only
he thinks he knows a great lot about a womans dress
and cooking mathering everything he can scour off the
shelves into it if I went by his advices every blessed
hat I put on does that suit me yes take that thats
alright the one like a weddingcake standing up miles
off my head he said suited me or the dishcover one