Ulysses eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 997 pages of information about Ulysses.

Ulysses eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 997 pages of information about Ulysses.

—­Now touching a cup of coffee, Mr Bloom ventured to plausibly suggest to break the ice, it occurs to me you ought to sample something in the shape of solid food, say, a roll of some description.

Accordingly his first act was with characteristic sangfroid to order these commodities quietly.  The hoi polloi of jarvies or stevedores or whatever they were after a cursory examination turned their eyes apparently dissatisfied, away though one redbearded bibulous individual portion of whose hair was greyish, a sailor probably, still stared for some appreciable time before transferring his rapt attention to the floor.  Mr Bloom, availing himself of the right of free speech, he having just a bowing acquaintance with the language in dispute, though, to be sure, rather in a quandary over VOGLIO, remarked to his protege in an audible tone of voice A propos of the battle royal in the street which was still raging fast and furious: 

—­A beautiful language.  I mean for singing purposes.  Why do you not write your poetry in that language?  Bella POETRIA!  It is so melodious and full.  Belladonna.  VOGLIO.

Stephen, who was trying his dead best to yawn if he could, suffering from lassitude generally, replied: 

—­To fill the ear of a cow elephant.  They were haggling over money.

—­Is that so?  Mr Bloom asked.  Of course, he subjoined pensively, at the inward reflection of there being more languages to start with than were absolutely necessary, it may be only the southern glamour that surrounds it.

The keeper of the shelter in the middle of this tete-A-tete put a boiling swimming cup of a choice concoction labelled coffee on the table and a rather antediluvian specimen of a bun, or so it seemed.  After which he beat a retreat to his counter, Mr Bloom determining to have a good square look at him later on so as not to appear to.  For which reason he encouraged Stephen to proceed with his eyes while he did the honours by surreptitiously pushing the cup of what was temporarily supposed to be called coffee gradually nearer him.

—­Sounds are impostures, Stephen said after a pause of some little time, like names.  Cicero, Podmore.  Napoleon, Mr Goodbody.  Jesus, Mr Doyle.  Shakespeares were as common as Murphies.  What’s in a name?

—­Yes, to be sure, Mr Bloom unaffectedly concurred.  Of course.  Our name was changed too, he added, pushing the socalled roll across.

The redbearded sailor who had his weather eye on the newcomers boarded Stephen, whom he had singled out for attention in particular, squarely by asking: 

—­And what might your name be?

Just in the nick of time Mr Bloom touched his companion’s boot but Stephen, apparently disregarding the warm pressure from an unexpected quarter, answered: 

—­Dedalus.

The sailor stared at him heavily from a pair of drowsy baggy eyes, rather bunged up from excessive use of boose, preferably good old Hollands and water.

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