(Henry flower combs his moustache
and beard rapidly with A POCKETCOMB
and
gives A cow’s lick to his
hair. Steered by his Rapier,
he glides to the
door, his wild harp slung
behind him. Virag reaches
the door in two
ungainly STILTHOPS, his tail cocked,
and deftly claps sideways on
the
wall A PUSYELLOW FLYBILL, butting it
with his head.)
The FLYBILL: K. II. Post No Bills. Strictly confidential. Dr Hy Franks.
Henry: All is lost now.
(Virag unscrews his head in A trice and holds it under his arm.)
VIRAG’S head: Quack!
(Exeunt severally.)
Stephen: (Over his shoulder to Zoe) You would have preferred the fighting parson who founded the protestant error. But beware Antisthenes, the dog sage, and the last end of Arius Heresiarchus. The agony in the closet.
Lynch: All one and the same God to her.
Stephen: (Devoutly) And sovereign Lord of all things.
Florry: (To Stephen) I’m sure you’re a spoiled priest. Or a monk.
Lynch: He is. A cardinal’s son.
Stephen: Cardinal sin. Monks of the screw.
(His eminence Simon Stephen cardinal
Dedalus, primate of all Ireland,
appears in the doorway, dressed
in red soutane, sandals and
socks. Seven
dwarf simian acolytes, also in
red, cardinal sins, Uphold his
train,
peeping under it. He wears
A battered silk hat sideways on
his head. His
thumbs are stuck in his armpits
and his palms outspread. Round
his neck
hangs A rosary of corks ending
on his breast in A corkscrew
cross.
Releasing his thumbs, he invokes
grace from on high with large
wave
gestures and proclaims with bloated
pomp:)
The cardinal:
Conservio lies captured
He lies in the lowest dungeon
With manacles and chains around
his limbs
Weighing upwards of three
tons.