Bloom: Let’s walk on. Shall us?
Mrs Breen: Let’s.
(The bawd makes an unheeded
sign. Bloom walks on with
Mrs Breen. The
terrier follows, whining piteously,
wagging his tail.)
The bawd: Jewman’s melt!
Bloom: (In an oatmeal sporting suit, A sprig of Woodbine in the Lapel, tony buff shirt, shepherd’s plaid saint Andrew’s cross SCARFTIE, white spats, fawn dustcoat on his arm, tawny red brogues, fieldglasses in bandolier and A grey billycock hat) Do you remember a long long time, years and years ago, just after Milly, Marionette we called her, was weaned when we all went together to Fairyhouse races, was it?
Mrs Breen: (In smart Saxe
TAILORMADE, white velours hat and
spider veil)
Leopardstown.
Bloom: I mean, Leopardstown. And Molly won seven shillings on a three year old named Nevertell and coming home along by Foxrock in that old fiveseater shanderadan of a waggonette you were in your heyday then and you had on that new hat of white velours with a surround of molefur that Mrs Hayes advised you to buy because it was marked down to nineteen and eleven, a bit of wire and an old rag of velveteen, and I’ll lay you what you like she did it on purpose ...
Mrs Breen: She did, of course, the cat! Don’t tell me! Nice adviser!
Bloom: Because it didn’t suit you one quarter as well as the other ducky little tammy toque with the bird of paradise wing in it that I admired on you and you honestly looked just too fetching in it though it was a pity to kill it, you cruel naughty creature, little mite of a thing with a heart the size of a fullstop.
Mrs Breen: (Squeezes his arm, Simpers) Naughty cruel I was!
Bloom: (Low, secretly, ever more rapidly) And Molly was eating a sandwich of spiced beef out of Mrs Joe Gallaher’s lunch basket. Frankly, though she had her advisers or admirers, I never cared much for her style. She was ...
Mrs Breen: Too ...
Bloom: Yes. And Molly was laughing because Rogers and Maggot O’Reilly were mimicking a cock as we passed a farmhouse and Marcus Tertius Moses, the tea merchant, drove past us in a gig with his daughter, Dancer Moses was her name, and the poodle in her lap bridled up and you asked me if I ever heard or read or knew or came across ...