(The retriever approaches sniffing, nose to the ground.  A sprawled form
sneezes.  A stooped bearded figure appears garbed in the long caftan of an
elder in Zion and A SMOKINGCAP with Magenta tassels.  Horned spectacles
hang down at the wings of the nose.  Yellow poison streaks are on the
drawn face.)

Rudolph:  Second halfcrown waste money today.  I told you not go with drunken goy ever.  So you catch no money.

Bloom:  (Hides the crubeen and Trotter behind his back and, crestfallen,
feels warm and cold FEETMEAT) ja, ICH Weiss, PAPACHI.

Rudolph:  What you making down this place?  Have you no soul? (With feeble vulture talons he feels the silent face of bloom) Are you not my son Leopold, the grandson of Leopold?  Are you not my dear son Leopold who left the house of his father and left the god of his fathers Abraham and Jacob?

Bloom:  (With precaution) I suppose so, father.  Mosenthal.  All that’s left of him.

Rudolph:  (Severely) One night they bring you home drunk as dog after spend your good money.  What you call them running chaps?

Bloom:  (In youth’s smart blue Oxford suit with white VESTSLIPS, NARROWSHOULDERED, in brown Alpine hat, wearing GENT’S sterling silver Waterbury keyless watch and double curb Albert with seal attached, one side of him coated with stiffening mud) Harriers, father.  Only that once.

Rudolph:  Once!  Mud head to foot.  Cut your hand open.  Lockjaw.  They make you kaputt, Leopoldleben.  You watch them chaps.

Bloom:  (Weakly) They challenged me to a sprint.  It was muddy.  I slipped.

Rudolph:  (With contempt) GOIM nachez!  Nice spectacles for your poor mother!

Bloom:  Mamma!