men, runners, flatcaps, waistcoateers, ladies of the
bagnio and other rogues of the game or with a chanceable
catchpole or a tipstaff often at nights till broad
day of whom he picked up between his sackpossets much
loose gossip. He took his ordinary at a boilingcook’s
and if he had but gotten into him a mess of broken
victuals or a platter of tripes with a bare tester
in his purse he could always bring himself off with
his tongue, some randy quip he had from a punk or
whatnot that every mother’s son of them would
burst their sides. The other, Costello that is,
hearing this talk asked was it poetry or a tale.
Faith, no, he says, Frank (that was his name), ’tis
all about Kerry cows that are to be butchered along
of the plague. But they can go hang, says he
with a wink, for me with their bully beef, a pox on
it. There’s as good fish in this tin as
ever came out of it and very friendly he offered to
take of some salty sprats that stood by which he had
eyed wishly in the meantime and found the place which
was indeed the chief design of his embassy as he was
sharpset. Mort aux VACHES, says Frank
then in the French language that had been indentured
to a brandyshipper that has a winelodge in Bordeaux
and he spoke French like a gentleman too. From
a child this Frank had been a donought that his father,
a headborough, who could ill keep him to school to
learn his letters and the use of the globes, matriculated
at the university to study the mechanics but he took
the bit between his teeth like a raw colt and was
more familiar with the justiciary and the parish beadle
than with his volumes. One time he would be a
playactor, then a sutler or a welsher, then nought
would keep him from the bearpit and the cocking main,
then he was for the ocean sea or to hoof it on the
roads with the romany folk, kidnapping a squire’s
heir by favour of moonlight or fecking maids’
linen or choking chicken behind a hedge. He had
been off as many times as a cat has lives and back
again with naked pockets as many more to his father
the headborough who shed a pint of tears as often as
he saw him. What, says Mr Leopold with his hands
across, that was earnest to know the drift of it,
will they slaughter all? I protest I saw them
but this day morning going to the Liverpool boats,
says he. I can scarce believe ’tis so bad,
says he. And he had experience of the like brood
beasts and of springers, greasy hoggets and wether
wool, having been some years before actuary for Mr
Joseph Cuffe, a worthy salesmaster that drove his trade
for live stock and meadow auctions hard by Mr Gavin
Low’s yard in Prussia street. I question
with you there, says he. More like ’tis
the hoose or the timber tongue. Mr Stephen, a
little moved but very handsomely told him no such
matter and that he had dispatches from the emperor’s
chief tailtickler thanking him for the hospitality,
that was sending over Doctor Rinderpest, the bestquoted
cowcatcher in all Muscovy, with a bolus or two of