lilies. This latter-named personage has her own
opinions of the merits of all plans suggested, and
insisted that whatever plan is adopted must
have a lovely room to be set apart as the exclusive
property of Helen’s boys. Young as these
gentlemen are I find frequent occasions to be frightfully
jealous of them, but they are unmoved by either my
frowns or persuasions—artifice alone is
able to prevent their monopolizing the time of an
adorable being of whose society I cannot possibly
have too much. She insists that when the ceremony
takes place in December, they shall officiate as groomsmen,
and I have not the slightest doubt that she will carry
her point. In fact, I confess to frequent affectionate
advances toward them myself, and when I retire without
first seeking their room and putting a grateful kiss
upon their unconscious lips, my conscience upbraids
me with base ingratitude. To think I might yet
be a hopeless bachelor had it not been for them, is
to overflow with thankfulness to the giver of Helen’s
babies.
The end.