and flesh and blood could not resist pipeclaying them
for him; and a pretty brushing he’d have, I
reckon, to get it off again. Well! at length he
clears his throat uncommon loud; so I spreads my duster,
and shuts my eyes all ready; but when nought comed
of it, I opened my eyes a little bit to see what he
were about. My word! if there he wasn’t
down on his knees right facing me, staring as hard
as he could. Well! I thought it would be
hard work to stand that, if he made a long ado; so
I shut my eyes again, and tried to think serious,
as became what I fancied were coming; but forgive me!
but I thought why couldn’t the fellow go in and
pray wi’ Master Thurstan, as had always a calm
spirit ready for prayer, instead o’ me who had
my dresser to scour, let alone an apron to iron.
At last he says, says he, ’Sally! will you oblige
me with your hand?’ So I thought it were, maybe,
Methodee fashion to pray hand in hand; and I’ll
not deny but I wished I’d washed it better after
blackleading the kitchen fire. I thought I’d
better tell him it were not so clean as I could wish,
so says I, ’Master Dixon, you shall have it,
and welcome, if I may just go and wash ‘em first.’
But, says he, ’My dear Sally, dirty or clean,
it’s all the same to me, seeing I’m only
speaking in a figuring way. What I’m asking
on my bended knees is, that you’d please to be
so kind as to be my wedded wife; week after next will
suit me, if it’s agreeable to you!’ My
word! I were up on my feet in an instant!
It were odd now, weren’t it? I never thought
of taking the fellow, and getting married; for all,
I’ll not deny, I had been thinking it would
be agreeable to be axed. But all at once, I couldn’t
abide the chap. ‘Sir,’ says I, trying
to look shamefaced as became the occasion, but for
all that feeling a twittering round my mouth that
I were afeard might end in a laugh—’Master
Dixon, I’m obleeged to you for the compliment,
and thank ye all the same, but I think I’d prefer
a single life.’ He looked mighty taken
aback; but in a minute he cleared up, and was as sweet
as ever. He still kept on his knees, and I wished
he’d take himself up; but, I reckon, he thought
it would give force to his words; says he, ’Think
again, my dear Sally. I’ve a four-roomed
house, and furniture conformable; and eighty pound
a year. You may never have such a chance again.’
There were truth enough in that, but it was not pretty
in the man to say it; and it put me up a bit.
’As for that, neither you nor I can tell, Master
Dixon. You’re not the first chap as I’ve
had down on his knees afore me, axing me to marry
him (you see I were thinking of John Rawson, only
I thought there were no need to say he were on all-fours—it
were truth he were on his knees, you know), and maybe
you’ll not be the last. Anyhow, I’ve
no wish to change my condition just now.’
‘I’ll wait till Christmas,’ says
he. ’I’ve a pig as will be ready
for killing then, so I must get married before that.’
Well now! would you believe it? the pig was a temptation.