Press. [Uneasy] I say this is medieval.

     [He attempts to pass.]

Poulder. [Barring the way] Not so!  James, put him up in that empty ’ock bin.  We can’t have dinner disturbed in any way.

James. [Putting his hands on the Press’s shoulders] Look here—­go quiet!  I’ve had a grudge against you yellow newspaper boys ever since the war—­frothin’ up your daily hate, an’ makin’ the Huns desperate.  You nearly took my life five hundred times out there.  If you squeal, I’m gain’ to take yours once—­and that’ll be enough.

Press.  That’s awfully unjust.  Im not yellow!

James.  Well, you look it.  Hup.

Press.  Little Lady-Anne, haven’t you any authority with these fellows?

L. Anne. [Resisting Poulard’s pressure] I won’t go!  I simply must see James put him up!

Press.  Now, I warn you all plainly—­there’ll be a leader on this.

     [He tries to bolt but is seized by James.]

James. [Ironically] Ho!

Press.  My paper has the biggest influence

James.  That’s the one!  Git up in that ’ock bin, and mind your feet among the claret.

Press.  This is an outrage on the Press.

James.  Then it’ll wipe out one by the Press on the Public—­an’ leave just a million over!  Hup!

Poulder.  ’Enry, give ’im an ’and.

     [The press mounts, assisted by James and Henry.]

L. Anne. [Ecstatic] It’s lovely!

Poulder. [Nervously] Mind the ’87!  Mind!

James.  Mind your feet in Mr. Poulder’s favourite wine!

     [A woman’s voice is heard, as from the depths of a cave, calling
     “Anne!  Anne!”]

L. Anne. [Aghast] Miss Stokes—­I must hide!

[She gets behind Poulder.  The three Servants achieve dignified positions in front of the bins.  The voice comes nearer.  The press sits dangling his feet, grinning.  Miss Stokes appears.  She is woman of forty-five and terribly good manners.  Her greyish hair is rolled back off her forehead.  She is in a high evening dress, and in the dim light radiates a startled composure.]

Miss Stokes.  Poulder, where is Miss Anne?

     [Anne lays hold of the backs of his legs.]

Poulder. [Wincing] I am not in a position to inform you, Miss.

Miss S. They told me she was down here.  And what is all this about a bomb?

Poulder. [Lifting his hand in a calming manner] The crisis is past; we have it in ice, Miss.  ’Enry, show Miss Stokes! [Henry indicates the cooler.]

Miss S. Good gracious!  Does Lord William know?