Freman. Second is amendment to virst. ’Tes the amendments is putt virst.
Trustaford. ’Ow’s that, Mr. Godleigh? I’m not particular eggzac’ly to a dilly zort of a point like that.
Sol Potter. [Scratching his, head] ’Tes a very nice point, for zure.
Godleigh. ’Tes undoubtedly for the chairman to decide.
[Voice from the dumb-as
fishes: “But there ain’t no chairman
yet.”]
Jarland. Sol Potter’s chairman.
Freman. No, ’e ain’t.
Morse. Yes, ‘e is—’e’s chairman till this second old meetin’ gets on the go.
Freman. I deny that. What du yu say, Mr. Trustaford?
Trustaford. I can’t ‘ardly tell. It du zeem a darned long-sufferin’ sort of a business altogether.
[A silence.]
Morse. [Slowly] Tell ’ee what ’tis, us shan’t du no gude like this.
Godleigh. ’Tes for Mr. Freman or Mr. Trustaford, one or t’other to withdraw their motions.
Trustaford. [After a pause, with cautious generosity] I’ve no objections to withdrawin’ mine, if Will Freman’ll withdraw his’n.
Freman. I won’t never be be’indhand. If Mr. Trustaford withdraws, I withdraws mine.
Morse. [With relief] That’s zensible. Putt the motion to the meetin’.
Sol Potter. There ain’t no motion left to putt.
[Silence of consternation.]
[In the confusion Jim Bere is seen to stand up.]
Godleigh. Jim Bere to spike. Silence for Jim!
Voices. Aye! Silence for Jim!
Sol Potter. Well, Jim?
Jim. [Smiling and slow] Nothin’ duin’.
Trustaford. Bravo, Jim! Yu’m right. Best zense yet!
[Applause from the dumb-as-fishes.]
[With his smile brightening, Jim resumes his seat.]
Sol Potter. [Wiping his brow] Du seem to me, gentlemen, seem’ as we’m got into a bit of a tangle in a manner of spakin’, ’twid be the most zimplest and vairest way to begin all over vrom the beginnin’, so’s t’ave it all vair an’ square for every one.
[In the uproar Of “Aye”
and “No,” it is noticed that Tibby
Jarland is standing
in front of her father with her finger, for
want of something better,
in her mouth.]
Tibby. [In her stolid voice] Please, sister Mercy says, curate ’ave got to “Lastly.” [Jarland picks her up, and there is silence.] An’ please to come quick.
Jarland. Come on, mates; quietly now!
[He goes out, and all begin to follow him.]
Morse. [Slowest, save for Sol Potter] ’Tes rare lucky us was all agreed to hiss the curate afore us began the botherin’ old meetin’, or us widn’ ’ardly ’ave ’ad time to settle what to du.