Each item also referred to another card on which the penalty was noted and legal test cases summarized.

“No,” he brooded, “there is nothing left.”

Even the most loyal of the Bishop’s Staff admitted that he was far from well, and it was decided that he ought to take a vacation.  He himself concurred in this, and as the home resorts were no longer places of mirth and glee, he determined to go to Europe.  This would have the added advantage of enabling him to spend some time conferring with prohibition leaders abroad as to ways and means of converting Europe to his schemes of reform.  Everyone in the office showed genuine unselfishness in making plans for the Bishop’s vacation, and he was urged to stay away as long as he felt he could be spared.  Europe, too, was much excited over the prospect of his coming, and the British prime minister was questioned on the subject in the House of Commons.  For his entertainment on the voyage a set of twelve beautiful folio volumes, bound in black morocco, were prepared.  They contained a digest of prohibition legislation which Chuff had been instrumental in having put on the statutes.  For the first time in years the Bishop was cheered as he passed about the streets, and he realized that he had never known how popular he was until it was announced that he was going away.

But still he was not content.  One morning, not long before the date set for his sailing, he sat gloomily at his desk.  He was engaged in making his will, and had found to his secret bitterness that after bequeathing a few personal trinkets to the office staff there was really no one to whom he could leave the bulk of his misfortune.  Theodolinda, of course, he had quite cut off from his estate.  He only knew that she was living somewhere with the degraded Quimbleton, carrying on a little psychic tavern which no laws could reach, in a state of criminal happiness.

From the street, far beneath his open window, he heard the clamor of a police patrol and leaned eagerly over the sill in the hope of seeing something that would cheer his black mood.  But it was only a man being arrested for leaning against a lamp-post—­a rather common offence at that time, for most of the normal occupations of the citizens had been prohibited, and they mooned about the highways in a state of listless discontent.  But then, farther down the channel of the street, he saw something that caught his eye.  A group of people were marching with flags and signs toward the railway station.  Saturday school picnic to souse temple, he read on a banner.  He noticed that in spite of all the laws against smiling in public, these people bore a look of suppressed merriment.  They were obviously out for a good time.  A sudden thought struck him.

That afternoon, in impenetrable disguise, the Bishop paid his first visit to the Temple of Dunraven Bleak.

The next morning, when his subordinates came to see him about the final plans for his departure, they were horrified to find him sitting at his desk wearing in the recesses of his beard what would have been called (on any other man) a smile.