can I do? I am seventy-nine years of age; I
am bad on my feet, and dar’n’t go after
him.”—“Shall I go?” said
I; “the fellow is a thief, and any one has a
right to stop him.” “Oh, if you could
but bring her again to me,” said the old man,
“I would bless you till my dying day; but have
a care; I don’t know but after all the law may
say that she is his lawful purchase. I asked
six pounds for her, and he gave me six pounds.”
“Six flints, you mean,” said I, “no,
no, the law is not quite so bad as that either; I
know something about her, and am sure that she will
never sanction such a quibble. At all events,
I’ll ride after the fellow.” Thereupon
turning my horse round, I put him to his very best
trot; I rode nearly a mile without obtaining a glimpse
of the fellow, and was becoming apprehensive that
he had escaped me by turning down some by-path, two
or three of which I had passed. Suddenly, however,
on the road making a slight turning, I perceived him
right before me, moving at a tolerably swift pace,
having by this time probably overcome the resistance
of the animal. Putting my horse to a full gallop,
I shouted at the top of my voice, “Get off that
donkey, you rascal, and give her up to me, or I’ll
ride you down.” The fellow hearing the
thunder of the horse’s hoofs behind him, drew
up on one side of the road. “What do you
want?” said he, as I stopped my charger, now
almost covered with sweat and foam close beside him.
“Do you want to rob me?” “To rob
you?” said I. “No! but to take from
you that ass, of which you have just robbed its owner.”
“I have robbed no man,” said the fellow;
“I just now purchased it fairly of its master,
and the law will give it to me; he asked six pounds
for it, and I gave him six pounds.” “Six
stones, you mean, you rascal,” said I; “get
down, or my horse shall be upon you in a moment;”
then with a motion of my reins, I caused the horse
to rear, pressing his sides with my heels as if I
intended to make him leap. “Stop,”
said the man, “I’ll get down, and then
try if I can’t serve you out.” He
then got down, and confronted me with his cudgel; he
was a horrible-looking fellow, and seemed prepared
for anything. Scarcely, however, had he dismounted,
when the donkey jerked the bridle out of his hand,
and probably in revenge for the usage she had received,
gave him a pair of tremendous kicks on the hip with
her hinder legs, which overturned him, and then scampered
down the road the way she had come. “Pretty
treatment this,” said the fellow, getting up
without his cudgel, and holding his hand to his side,
“I wish I may not be lamed for life.”
“And if you be,” said I, “it will
merely serve you right, you rascal, for trying to cheat
a poor old man out of his property by quibbling at
words.” “Rascal!” said the
fellow, “you lie, I am no rascal; and as for
quibbling with words—suppose I did!
What then? All the first people does it!
The newspapers does it! the gentlefolks that calls
themselves the guides of the popular mind does it!