I said little or nothing, for my spirits had again
become very low, and I was verily scared and afraid.
All of a sudden I thought of the ale which I had drank
in the morning, and of the good it did me then, so
I went into the bar, opened another bottle, took a
glass, and felt better; so I took another, and feeling
better still, I went back into the kitchen, just as
Hunter and his crew were about leaving. ’Mr.
Hunter,’ said I, ’you and your people will
please to pay me for what you have had?’ ‘What
do you mean by my people?’ said he, with an
oath. ‘Ah, what do you mean by calling
us his people?’ said the clan. ‘We
are nobody’s people;’ and then there was
a pretty load of abuse, and threatening to serve me
out. ‘Well,’ said I, ’I was
perhaps wrong to call them your people, and beg your
pardon and theirs. And now you will please to
pay me for what you have had yourself, and afterwards
I can settle with them.’ ’I shall
pay you when I think fit,’ said Hunter.
‘Yes,’ said the rest, ’and so shall
we. We shall pay you when we think fit.’
‘I tell you what,’ said Hunter, ’I
conceives I do such an old fool as you an honour when
I comes into his house and drinks his beer, and goes
away without paying for it;’ and then there
was a roar of laughter from everybody, and almost
all said the same thing. ’Now do you please
to pay me, Mr. Hunter?’ said I. ‘Pay
you!’ said Hunter; ’pay you! Yes,
here’s the pay;’ and thereupon he held
out his thumb, twirling it round till it just touched
my nose. I can’t tell you what I felt
that moment; a kind of madhouse thrill came upon me,
and all I know is, that I bent back as far as I could,
then lunging out, struck him under the ear, sending
him reeling two or three yards, when he fell on the
floor. I wish you had but seen how my company
looked at me and at each other. One or two of
the clan went to raise Hunter, and get him to fight,
but it was no go; though he was not killed, he had
had enough for that evening. Oh, I wish you had
seen my customers; those who did not belong to the
clan, but who had taken part with them, and helped
to jeer and flout me, now came and shook me by the
hand, wishing me joy, and saying as, how ’I was
a brave fellow, and had served the bully right!’
As for the clan, they all said Hunter was bound to
do me justice; so they made him pay me what he owed
for himself, and the reckoning of those among them
who said they had no money. Two or three of them
then led him away, while the rest stayed behind, and
flattered me, and worshipped me, and called Hunter
all kinds of dogs’ names. What do you
think of that?”
“Why,” said I, “it makes good what I read in a letter which I received yesterday. It is just the way of the world.”