and not to pay for the landlord’s liquids was
manifested— on the contrary, everybody
seemed disposed to play the most honourable part:
“Landlord, here’s the money for this glass
of brandy and water—do me the favour to
take it; all right, remember I have paid you.”
“Landlord, here’s the money for the pint
of half-and-half-fourpence halfpenny, ain’t
it?—here’s sixpence; keep the change—confound
the change!” The landlord, assisted by his
niece, bustled about; his brow erect, his cheeks plumped
out, and all his features exhibiting a kind of surly
satisfaction. Wherever he moved, marks of the
most cordial amity were shown him, hands were thrust
out to grasp his, nor were looks of respect, admiration,
nay, almost of adoration, wanting. I observed
one fellow, as the landlord advanced, take the pipe
out of his mouth, and gaze upon him with a kind of
grin of wonder, probably much the same as his ancestor,
the Saxon lout of old, put on when he saw his idol
Thur, dressed in a new kirtle. To avoid the press,
I got into a corner, where on a couple of chairs sat
two respectable-looking individuals, whether farmers
or sow-gelders, I know not, but highly respectable-looking,
who were discoursing about the landlord. “Such
another,” said one, “you will not find
in a summer’s day.” “No, nor
in the whole of England,” said the other.
“Tom of Hopton,” said the first:
“ah! Tom of Hopton,” echoed the
other; “the man who could beat Tom of Hopton
could beat the world.” “I glory
in him,” said the first. “So do I,”
said the second, “I’ll back him against
the world. Let me hear any one say anything
against him, and if I don’t—”
then, looking at me, he added, “have you anything
to say against him, young man?” “Not a
word,” said I, “save that he regularly
puts me out.” “He’ll put any
one out,” said the man, “any one out of
conceit with himself;” then, lifting a mug to
his mouth, he added, with a hiccough, “I drink
his health.” Presently the landlord, as
he moved about, observing me, stopped short:
“Ah!” said he, “are you here?
I am glad to see you, come this way. Stand
back,” said he to his company, as I followed
him to the bar, “stand back for me and this gentleman.”
Two or three young fellows were in the bar, seemingly
sporting yokels, drinking sherry and smoking.
“Come, gentlemen,” said the landlord,
“clear the bar, I must have a clear bar for me
and my friend here.” “Landlord,
what will you take,” said one, “a glass
of sherry? I know you like it.” “-
sherry and you too,” said the landlord, “I
want neither sherry nor yourself; didn’t you
hear what I told you?” “All right, old
fellow,” said the other, shaking the landlord
by the hand, “all right, don’t wish to
intrude—but I suppose when you and your
friend have done, I may come in again;” then,
with a “sarvant, sir,” to me, he took himself
into the kitchen, followed by the rest of the sporting
yokels.