never buy animals of that description; if we did we
could never sell them, and most likely should be had
up as horse-stealers.” “Then why
did you say just now, ’It were a fine thing if
it were but yours?’” said I. “We
’Gyptians always say so when we see anything
that we admire. An animal like that is not intended
for a little hare like me, but for some grand gentleman
like yourself. I say, brother, do you buy that
horse!” “How should I buy the horse, you
foolish person?” said I. “Buy the
horse, brother,” said Mr. Petulengro, “if
you have not the money I can lend it you, though I
be of lower Egypt.” “You talk nonsense,”
said I; “however, I wish you would ask the man
the price of it.” Mr. Petulengro, going
up to the jockey, inquired the price of the horse—the
man, looking at him scornfully, made no reply.
“Young man,” said I, going up to the
jockey, “do me the favour to tell me the price
of that horse, as I suppose it is to sell.”
The jockey, who was a surly-looking man, of about
fifty, looked at me for a moment, then, after some
hesitation, said, laconically, “Seventy.”
“Thank you,” said I, and turned away.
“Buy that horse,” said Mr. Petulengro,
coming after me; “the dook tells me that in
less than three months he will be sold for twice seventy.”
“I will have nothing to do with him,”
said I; “besides, Jasper, I don’t like
his tail. Did you observe what a mean scrubby
tail he has?” “What a fool you are, brother,”
said Mr. Petulengro; “that very tail of his shows
his breeding. No good bred horse ever yet carried
a fine tail—’tis your scrubby-tailed
horses that are your out-and-outers. Did you
ever hear of Syntax, brother? That tail of his
puts me in mind of Syntax. Well, I say nothing
more, have your own way—all I wonder at
is, that a horse like him was ever brought to such
a fair of dog cattle as this.”
We then made the best of our way to a public-house,
where we had some refreshment. I then proposed
returning to the encampment, but Mr. Petulengro declined,
and remained drinking with his companions till about
six o’clock in the evening, when various jockeys
from the fair came in. After some conversation
a jockey proposed a game of cards; and in a little
time, Mr. Petulengro and another gypsy sat down to
play a game of cards with two of the jockeys.
Though not much acquainted with cards, I soon conceived
a suspicion that the jockeys were cheating Mr. Petulengro
and his companion, I therefore called Mr. Petulengro
aside, and gave him a hint to that effect. Mr.
Petulengro, however, instead of thanking me, told me
to mind my own bread and butter, and forthwith returned
to his game. I continued watching the players
for some hours. The gypsies lost considerably,
and I saw clearly that the jockeys were cheating them
most confoundedly. I therefore once more called
Mr. Petulengro aside, and told him that the jockeys
were cheating him, conjuring him to return to the
encampment. Mr. Petulengro, who was by this