and saying in a surly tone, we shall pay you some
time or other, took their departure. “That’s
the way they serve me now,” said the landlord,
with a sigh. “Do you know those fellows,”
I demanded, “since you let them go away in your
debt?” “I know nothing about them,”
said the landlord, “save that they are a couple
of scamps.” “Then why did you let
them go away without paying you?” said I.
“I had not the heart to stop them,” said
the landlord; “and, to tell you the truth, everybody
serves me so now, and I suppose they are right, for
a child could flog me.” “Nonsense,”
said I, “behave more like a man, and with respect
to those two fellows run after them, I will go with
you, and if they refuse to pay the reckoning I will
help you to shake some money out of their clothes.”
“Thank you,” said the landlord; “but
as they are gone, let them go on. What they have
drank is not of much consequence.” “What
is the matter with you?” said I, staring at
the landlord, who appeared strangely altered; his
features were wild and haggard, his formerly bluff
cheeks were considerably sunken in, and his figure
had lost much of its plumpness. “Have
you changed your religion already, and has the fellow
in black commanded you to fast?” “I have
not changed my religion yet,” said the landlord,
with a kind of shudder; “I am to change it publicly
this day fortnight, and the idea of doing so—I
do not mind telling you—preys much upon
my mind; moreover, the noise of the thing has got
abroad, and everybody is laughing at me, and what’s
more, coming and drinking my beer, and going away
without paying for it, whilst I feel myself like one
bewitched, wishing but not daring to take my own part.
Confound the fellow in black, I wish I had never
seen him! yet what can I do without him? The
brewer swears that unless I pay him fifty pounds within
a fortnight he’ll send a distress warrant into
the house, and take all I have. My poor niece
is crying in the room above; and I am thinking of
going into the stable and hanging myself; and perhaps
it’s the best thing I can do, for it’s
better to hang myself before selling my soul than
afterwards, as I’m sure I should, like Judas
Iscariot, whom my poor niece, who is somewhat religiously
inclined, has been talking to me about.”
“I wish I could assist you,” said I,
“with money, but that is quite out of my power.
However, I can give you a piece of advice.
Don’t change your religion by any means; you
can’t hope to prosper if you do; and if the brewer
chooses to deal hardly with you, let him. Everybody
would respect you ten times more provided you allowed
yourself to be turned into the roads rather than change
your religion, than if you got fifty pounds for renouncing
it.” “I am half inclined to take
your advice,” said the landlord, “only,
to tell you the truth, I feel quite low, without any
heart in me.” “Come into the bar,”
said I, “and let us have something together—you
need not be afraid of my not paying for what I order.”