women? Are the aristocracy gentlefolks, who admire
him? Is Mr. Flamson a gentleman, although he
has a million pounds? No! cowardly miscreants,
admirers of cowardly miscreants, and people who make
a million pounds by means compared with which those
employed to make fortunes by the getters up of the
South Sea Bubble might be called honest dealing, are
decidedly not gentlefolks. Now as it is clearly
demonstrable that a person may be perfectly genteel
according to some standard or other, and yet be no
gentleman, so it is demonstrable that a person may
have no pretensions to gentility, and yet be a gentleman.
For example, there is Lavengro! Would the admirers
of the emperor, or the admirers of those who admire
the emperor, or the admirers of Mr. Flamson, call
him genteel? and gentility with them is everything!
Assuredly they would not; and assuredly they would
consider him respectively as a being to be shunned,
despised, or hooted. Genteel! Why at one
time he is a hack author—writes reviewals
for eighteenpence a page—edits a Newgate
chronicle. At another he wanders the country
with a face grimy from occasionally mending kettles;
and there is no evidence that his clothes are not seedy
and torn, and his shoes down at the heel; but by what
process of reasoning will they prove that he is no
gentleman? Is he not learned? Has he not
generosity and courage? Whilst a hack author,
does he pawn the books entrusted to him to review?
Does he break his word to his publisher? Does
he write begging letters? Does he get clothes
or lodgings without paying for them? Again, whilst
a wanderer, does he insult helpless women on the road
with loose proposals or ribald discourse? Does
he take what is not his own from the hedges?
Does he play on the fiddle, or make faces in public-houses,
in order to obtain pence or beer? or does he call
for liquor, swallow it, and then say to a widowed landlady,
“Mistress, I have no brass?” In a word,
what vice and crime does he perpetrate—what
low acts does he commit? Therefore, with his
endowments, who will venture to say that he is no gentleman?—
unless it be an admirer of Mr. Flamson—a
clown—who will, perhaps, shout—“I
say he is no gentleman; for who can be a gentleman
who keeps no gig?”
The indifference exhibited by Lavengro for what is
merely genteel, compared with his solicitude never
to infringe the strict laws of honour, should read
a salutary lesson. The generality of his countrymen
are far more careful not to transgress the customs
of what they call gentility, than to violate the laws
of honour or morality. They will shrink from
carrying their own carpet-bag, and from speaking to
a person in seedy raiment, whilst to matters of much
higher importance they are shamelessly indifferent.
Not so Lavengro; he will do anything that he deems
convenient, or which strikes his fancy, provided it
does not outrage decency, or is unallied to profligacy;
is not ashamed to speak to a beggar in rags, and will