to be introduced to the miscreant who had caused the
blood of noble Hungarian females to be whipped out
of their shoulders, for no other crime than devotion
to their country, and its tall and heroic sons.
The middle classes—of course there are
some exceptions—admire the aristocracy,
and consider them pinks, the aristocracy who admire
the Emperor of Austria, and adored the Emperor of Russia,
till he became old, ugly, and unfortunate, when their
adoration instantly terminated; for what is more ungenteel
than age, ugliness, and misfortune! The beau-ideal
with those of the lower classes, with peasants and
mechanics, is some flourishing railroad contractor:
look, for example, how they worship Mr. Flamson.
This person makes his grand debut in the year ’thirty-nine,
at a public meeting in the principal room of a country
inn. He has come into the neighbourhood with
the character of a man worth a million pounds, who
is to make everybody’s fortune; at this time,
however, he is not worth a shilling of his own, though
he flashes about dexterously three or four thousand
pounds, part of which sum he has obtained by specious
pretences, and part from certain individuals who are
his confederates. But in the year ’forty-nine,
he is really in possession of the fortune which he
and his agents pretended to be worth ten years before—he
is worth a million pounds. By what means has
he come by them? By railroad contracts, for
which he takes care to be paid in hard cash before
he attempts to perform them, and to carry out which
he makes use of the sweat and blood of wretches who,
since their organization, have introduced crimes and
language into England to which it was previously almost
a stranger—by purchasing, with paper, shares
by hundreds in the schemes to execute which he contracts,
and which are his own devising; which shares he sells
as soon as they are at a high premium, to which they
are speedily forced by means of paragraphs, inserted
by himself and agents, in newspapers devoted to his
interest, utterly reckless of the terrible depreciation
to which they are almost instantly subjected.
But he is worth a million pounds, there can be no
doubt of the fact—he has not made people’s
fortunes, at least those whose fortunes it was said
he would make; he has made them away; but his own
he has made, emphatically made it; he is worth a million
pounds. Hurrah for the millionnaire! The
clown who views the pandemonium of red brick which
he has built on the estate which he has purchased in
the neighbourhood of the place of his grand debut,
in which every species of architecture, Greek, Indian,
and Chinese, is employed in caricature—who
hears of the grand entertainment he gives at Christmas
in the principal dining-room, the hundred wax-candles,
the waggon-load of plate, and the ocean of wine which
form parts of it, and above all the two ostrich poults,
one at the head, and the other at the foot of the
table, exclaims, “Well! if he a’n’t
bang up, I don’t know who be; why he beats my