getting rid of unpleasant thoughts. After dinner,
during which he talked nothing but slang, observing
I looked very melancholy, he asked me what was the
matter with me, and I, my heart being opened by the
wine he had made me drink, told him my circumstances
without reserve. With an oath or two for not
having treated him at first like a friend, he said
he would soon set me all right; and pulling out two
hundred pounds, told me to pay him when I could.
I felt as I never felt before; however, I took his
notes, paid my sneaks, and in less than three months
was right again, and had returned him his money.
On paying it to him, I said that I had now a lunch
which would just suit him, saying that I would give
it to him—a free gift—for nothing.
He swore at me;—telling me to keep my Punch,
for that he was suited already. I begged him
to tell me how I could requite him for his kindness,
whereupon, with the most dreadful oath I ever heard,
he bade me come and see him hanged when his time was
come. I wrung his hand, and told him I would,
and I kept my word. The night before the day
he was hanged at H—–, I harnessed
a Suffolk Punch to my light gig, the same Punch which
I had offered to him, which I have ever since kept,
and which brought me and this short young man to Horncastle,
and in eleven hours I drove that Punch one hundred
and ten miles. I arrived at H—–
just in the nick of time. There was the ugly
jail—the scaffold—and there
upon it stood the only friend I ever had in the world.
Driving my Punch, which was all in a foam, into the
midst of the crowd, which made way for me as if it
knew what I came for, I stood up in my gig, took off
my hat, and shouted, ’God Almighty bless you,
Jack!’ The dying man turned his pale grim face
towards me— for his face was always somewhat
grim, do you see—nodded and said, or I
thought I heard him say, ‘All right, old chap.’
The next moment—my eyes water. He
had a high heart, got into a scrape whilst in the
marines, lost his half-pay, took to the turf, ring,
gambling, and at last cut the throat of a villain who
had robbed him of nearly all he had. But he
had good qualities, and I know for certain that he
never did half the bad things laid to his charge;
for example, he never bribed Tom Oliver to fight cross,
as it was said he did on the day of the awful thunder-storm.
Ned Flatnose fairly beat Tom Oliver, for though Ned
was not what’s called a good fighter, he had
a particular blow, which if he could put in he was
sure to win. His right shoulder, do you see,
was two inches farther back than it ought to have
been, and consequently his right fist generally fell
short; but if he could swing himself round, and put
in a blow with that right arm, he could kill or take
away the senses of anybody in the world. It was
by putting in that blow in his second fight with Spring
that he beat noble Tom. Spring beat him like
a sack in the first battle, but in the second Ned
Painter—for that was his real name—contrived
to put in his blow, and took the senses out of Spring;
and in like manner he took the senses out of Tom Oliver.