up she started, and, though her hair was unbound,
gave me the only drubbing I ever had in my life.
Lor! how, with her right hand, she fibbed me whilst
she held me round the neck with her left arm; I was
soon glad to beg her pardon on my knees, which she
gave me in a moment, when she saw me in that condition,
being the most placable creature in the world, and
not only her pardon, but one of the hairs which I
longed for, which I put through a shilling, with which
I have on evenings after fairs, like this, frequently
worked what seemed to those who looked on downright
witchcraft, but which is nothing more than pleasant
deception. And now, Mr. Romany Rye, to testify
my regard for you, I give you the shilling and the
hair. I think you have a kind of respect for
Miss Berners; but whether you have or not, keep them
as long as you can, and whenever you look at them
think of the finest woman in England, and of John
Dale, the jockey of Horncastle. I believe I
have told you my history,” said he—“no,
not quite; there is one circumstance I had passed
over. I told you that I have thriven very well
in business, and so I have, upon the whole; at any
rate, I find myself comfortably off now. I have
horses, money, and owe nobody a groat; at any rate,
nothing but what I could pay to-morrow. Yet
I have had my dreary day, ay, after I had obtained
what I call a station in the world. All of a
sudden, about five years ago, everything seemed to
go wrong with me—horses became sick or
died, people who owed me money broke or ran away, my
house caught fire, in fact, everything went against
me; and not from any mismanagement of my own.
I looked round for help, but—what do you
think?—nobody would help me. Somehow
or other it had got abroad that I was in difficulties,
and everybody seemed disposed to avoid me, as if I
had got the plague. Those who were always offering
me help when I wanted none, now, when they thought
me in trouble, talked of arresting me. Yes;
two particular friends of mine, who had always been
offering me their purses when my own was stuffed full,
now talked of arresting me, though I only owed the
scoundrels a hundred pounds each; and they would have
done so, provided I had not paid them what I owed
them; and how did I do that? Why, I was able
to do it because I found a friend—and who
was that friend? Why, a man who has since been
hung, of whom everybody has heard, and of whom everybody
for the next hundred years will occasionally talk.
“One day, whilst in trouble, I was visited by a person I had occasionally met at sporting-dinners. He came to look after a Suffolk Punch, the best horse, by the bye, that anybody can purchase to drive, it being the only animal of the horse kind in England that will pull twice at a dead weight. I told him that I had none at that time that I could recommend; in fact, that every horse in my stable was sick. He then invited me to dine with him at an inn close by, and I was glad to go with him, in the hope of