said the surgeon. “Pretty gammon, truly,”
said my late entertainer; “what would you say
if I were to talk in that way to you? Come,
unless you choose to behave jonnock, I shall take
the bridle and lead the horse back into the stable.”
“Well,” said the surgeon, “we are
old friends, and I don’t wish to dispute with
you, so I’ll tell you what I will do; I will
ride the animal to Horncastle, and we will share what
he fetches like brothers.” “Good,”
said the old man, “but if you say that you have
sold him for less than a hundred, I shan’t consider
you jonnock; remember what the young fellow said—that
young fellow—” I heard no more,
for the next moment I found myself on a broad road
leading, as I supposed, in the direction of Horncastle,
the surgeon still in the saddle, and my legs moving
at a rapid trot. “Get on,” said
the surgeon, jerking my mouth with the bit; whereupon,
full of rage, I instantly set off at a full gallop,
determined, if possible, to dash my rider to the earth.
The surgeon, however, kept his seat, and, so far
from attempting to abate my speed, urged me on to
greater efforts with a stout stick, which methought
he held in his hand. In vain did I rear and kick,
attempting to get rid of my foe; but the surgeon remained
as saddle-fast as ever the Maugrabin sorcerer in the
Arabian tale what time he rode the young prince transformed
into a steed to his enchanted palace in the wilderness.
At last, as I was still madly dashing on, panting
and blowing, and had almost given up all hope, I saw
at a distance before me a heap of stones by the side
of the road, probably placed there for the purpose
of repairing it; a thought appeared to strike me—I
will shy at those stones, and, if I can’t get
rid of him so, resign myself to my fate. So I
increased my speed, till arriving within about ten
yards of the heap, I made a desperate start, turning
half round with nearly the velocity of a mill-stone.
Oh, the joy I experienced when I felt my enemy canted
over my neck, and saw him lying senseless in the road.
“I have you now in my power,” I said, or
rather neighed, as, going up to my prostrate foe,
I stood over him. “Suppose I were to rear
now, and let my fore feet fall upon you, what would
your life be worth? that is, supposing you are not
killed already; but lie there, I will do you no further
harm, but trot to Horncastle without a rider, and
when there—” and without further reflection
off I trotted in the direction of Horncastle, but had
not gone far before my bridle, falling from my neck,
got entangled with my off fore foot. I felt
myself falling, a thrill of agony shot through me—my
knees would be broken, and what should I do at Horncastle
with a pair of broken knees? I struggled, but
I could not disengage my off fore foot, and downward
I fell, but before I had reached the ground I awoke,
and found myself half out of bed, my bandaged arm
in considerable pain, and my left hand just touching
the floor.