and he lose his life while fast asleep. I therefore
exclaimed, “Sir, sir, awake! you sleep over-much.”
But my voice failed to rouse him, and he continued
snoring as before; whereupon I touched him slightly
with my riding wand, but failing to wake him, I touched
him again more vigorously; whereupon he opened his
eyes, and, probably imagining himself in a dream, closed
them again. But I was determined to arouse him,
and cried as loud as I could, “Sir, sir, pray
sleep no more!” He heard what I said, opened
his eyes again, stared at me with a look of some consciousness,
and, half raising himself upon his elbows, asked me
what was the matter. “I beg your pardon,”
said I, “but I took the liberty of awaking you,
because you appeared to be much disturbed in your
sleep—I was fearful, too, that you might
catch a fever from sleeping under a tree.”
“I run no risk,” said the man, “I
often come and sleep here; and as for being disturbed
in my sleep, I felt very comfortable; I wish you had
not awoke me.” “Well,” said
I, “I beg your pardon once more. I assure
you that what I did was with the best intention.”
“Oh! pray make no further apology,” said
the individual, “I make no doubt that what you
did was done kindly; but there’s an old proverb,
to the effect, ’that you should let sleeping
dogs lie,’” he added with a smile.
Then, getting up, and stretching himself with a yawn,
he took up his book and said, “I have slept
quite long enough, and it’s quite time for me
to be going home.” “Excuse my curiosity,”
said I, “if I inquire what may induce you to
come and sleep in this meadow?” “To tell
you the truth,” answered he, “I am a bad
sleeper.” “Pray pardon me,”
said I, “if I tell you that I never saw one
sleep more heartily.” “If I did
so,” said the individual, “I am beholden
to this meadow and this book; but I am talking riddles,
and will explain myself. I am the owner of a
very pretty property, of which this valley forms part.
Some years ago, however, up started a person who said
the property was his; a lawsuit ensued, and I was
on the brink of losing my all, when, most unexpectedly,
the suit was determined in my favour. Owing,
however, to the anxiety to which my mind had been
subjected for several years, my nerves had become terribly
shaken; and no sooner was the trial terminated than
sleep forsook my pillow. I sometimes passed
nights without closing an eye; I took opiates, but
they rather increased than alleviated my malady.
About three weeks ago a friend of mine put this book
into my hand, and advised me to take it every day
to some pleasant part of my estate, and try and read
a page or two, assuring me, if I did, that I should
infallibly fall asleep. I took his advice, and
selecting this place, which I considered the pleasantest
part of my property, I came, and lying down, commenced
reading the book, and before finishing a page was
in a dead slumber. Every day since then I have
repeated the experiment, and every time with equal
success. I am a single man, without any children;
and yesterday I made my will, in which, in the event
of my friend’s surviving me, I have left him
all my fortune, in gratitude for his having procured
for me the most invaluable of all blessings—sleep.”