Touch and Go eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 101 pages of information about Touch and Go.

Touch and Go eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 101 pages of information about Touch and Go.

JOB ARTHUR.  I think it’s pretty plain what the obstacle is.

WILLIE.  Oh, ay.  Tell us then.

JOB ARTHUR.  The obstacle to Labour is Capital.

WILLIE.  And how are we going to put salt on Capital’s tail?

JOB ARTHUR.  By Labour we mean us working men; and by Capital we mean those that derive benefit from us, take the cream off us and leave us the skim.

WILLIE.  Oh, yes.

JOB ARTHUR.  So that, if you’re going to remove the obstacle, you’ve got to remove the masters, and all that belongs to them.  Does everybody agree with me?

VOICES (loud).  Ah, we do—­yes—­we do that—­we do an’ a’—­yi—­yi—­ that’s it!

WILLIE.  Agreed unanimously.  But how are we going to do it?  Do you propose to send for Williamson’s furniture van, to pack them in?  I should think one pantechnicon would do, just for this parish.  I’ll drive.  Who’ll be the vanmen to list and carry?

JOB ARTHUR.  It’s no use fooling.  You’ve fooled for thirty years, and we’re no further.  What’s got to be done will have to be begun.  It’s for every man to sweep in front of his own doorstep.  You can’t call your neighbours dirty till you’ve washed your own face.  Every parish has got its own vermin, and it’s the business of every parish to get rid of its own.

VOICES.  That’s it—­that’s it—­that’s the ticket—­that’s the style!

WILLIE.  And are you going to comb ’em out, or do you propose to use Keating’s?

VOICES.  Shut it!  Shut it up!  Stop thy face!  Hold thy gab!—­Go on, Job Arthur.

JOB ARTHUR.  How it’s got to be done is for us all to decide.  I’m not one for violence, except it’s a force-put.  But it’s like this.  We’ve been travelling for years to where we stand now—­and here the road stops.  There’s a precipice below and a rock-face above.  And in front of us stand the masters.  Now there’s three things we can do.  We can either throw ourselves over the precipice; or we can lie down and let the masters walk over us; or we can GET ON.

WILLIE.  Yes.  That’s all right.  But how are you going to get on?

JOB ARTHUR.  Well—­we’ve either got to throw the obstacle down the cliff—­or walk over it.

VOICES.  Ay—­ay—­ay—­yes—­that’s a fact.

WILLIE.  I quite follow you, Job Arthur.  You’ve either got to do for the masters—­or else just remove them, and put them somewhere else.

VOICES.  Get rid on ’em—­drop ’em down the shaft—­sink ’em—­ha’ done wi’ ’em—­drop ’em down the shaft—­bust the beggars—­what do you do wi’ vermin?

WILLIE.  Supposing you begin.  Supposing you take Gerald Barlow, and hang him up from his lamp-post, with a piece of coal in his mouth for a sacrament—–­

VOICES.  Ay—­serve him right—­serve the beggar right!  Shove it down’s throttle—­ay!

WILLIE.  Supposing you do it—­supposing you’ve done it—­and supposing you aren’t caught and punished—­even supposing that—­what are you going to do next?—­THAT’S the point.

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