doing, which leads to this charge being brought; and
how the inwardness of culture makes us seize, for
watching and cure, the faults to which our want of
an Academy inclines us, and yet prevents us from trusting
to an arm of flesh, as the Puritans say,—from
blindly flying to this outward machinery of an Academy,
in order to help ourselves. For the very same
culture and free inward play of thought which shows
us how the Corinthian style, or the whimsies about
the One Primeval Language, are generated and strengthened
in the absence of an [xi] Academy, shows us, too,
how little any Academy, such as we should be likely
to get, would cure them. Every one who knows
the characteristics of our national life, and the
tendencies so fully discussed in the following pages,
knows exactly what an English Academy would be like.
One can see the happy family in one’s mind’s
eye as distinctly as if it was already constituted.
Lord Stanhope, the Bishop of Oxford, Mr. Gladstone,
the Dean of Westminster, Mr. Froude, Mr. Henry Reeve,—
everything which is influential, accomplished, and
distinguished; and then, some fine morning, a dissatisfaction
of the public mind with this brilliant and select
coterie, a flight of Corinthian leading articles,
and an irruption of Mr. G. A. Sala. Clearly,
this is not what will do us good. The very same
faults,—the want of sensitiveness of intellectual
conscience, the disbelief in right reason, the dislike
of authority,—which have hindered our having
an Academy and have worked injuriously in our literature,
would also hinder us from making our Academy, if we
established it, one which would really correct them.
And culture, which shows us truly the faults, shows
us this also just as truly.
[xii] It is by a like sort of misunderstanding, again,
that Mr. Oscar Browning, one of the assistant-masters
at Eton, takes up in the Quarterly Review the cudgels
for Eton, as if I had attacked Eton, because I have
said, in a book about foreign schools, that a man may
well prefer to teach his three or four hours a day
without keeping a boarding-house; and that there are
great dangers in cramming little boys of eight or
ten and making them compete for an object of great
value to their parents; and, again, that the manufacture
and supply of school-books, in England, much needs
regulation by some competent authority. Mr.
Oscar Browning gives us to understand that at Eton
he and others, with perfect satisfaction to themselves
and the public, combine the functions of teaching
and of keeping a boarding-house; that he knows excellent
men (and, indeed, well he may, for a brother of his
own, I am told, is one of the best of them,) engaged
in preparing little boys for competitive examinations,
and that the result, as tested at Eton, gives perfect
satisfaction. And as to school-books he adds,
finally, that Dr. William Smith, the learned and
distinguished editor of the Quarterly Review, is, as
we all know, [xiii] the compiler of school-books meritorious