people will say anything. The Character is here
reckoned admirable, but most of the facts are trifles.
It was first printed privately here; and then some
bold cur ventured to do it publicly, and sold two
thousand in two days: who the author is must
remain uncertain. Do you pretend to know, impudence?
How durst you think so? Pox on your Parliaments:
the Archbishop has told me of it; but we do not vouchsafe
to know anything of it here. No, no, no more
of your giddiness yet; thank you, Stella, for asking
after it; thank you; God Almighty bless you for your
kindness to poor Presto. You write to Lady Giffard
and your mother upon what I advise when it is too
late. But yet I fancy this bad news will bring
down stocks so low, that one might buy to great advantage.
I design to venture going to see your mother some
day when Lady Giffard is abroad. Well, keep your
Rathburn[15] and stuff. I thought he was to pay
in your money upon his houses to be flung down about
the what do you call it.—Well, Madam Dingley,
I sent your enclosed to Bristol, but have not heard
from Raymond since he went. Come, come, young
women, I keep a good fire; it costs me twelvepence
a week, and I fear something more; vex me, and I will
have one in my bed-chamber too. No, did not
I tell you but just now, we have no high winds here?
Have you forgot already?—Now you’re
at it again, silly Stella; why does your mother say
my candles are scandalous? They are good sixes
in the pound, and she said I was extravagant enough
to burn them by daylight. I never burn fewer
at a time than one. What would people have?
The D—— burst Hawkshaw. He
told me he had not the box; and the next day Sterne
told me he had sent it a fortnight ago. Patrick
could not find him t’other day, but he shall
to-morrow. Dear life and heart, do you tease
me? does Stella tease Presto? That palsy-water
was in the box; it was too big for a packet, and I
was afraid of its breaking. Leigh was not in
town then; or I would not have trusted it to Sterne,
whom yet I have befriended enough to do me more kindness
than that. I’ll never rest till you have
it, or till it is in a way for you to have it.
Poor dear rogue, naughty to think it teases me; how
could I ever forgive myself for neglecting anything
that related to your health? Sure I were a Devil
if I did. --------- ---------------------------------------------
See how far I am forced to stand from Stella, because
I am afraid she thinks poor Presto has not been careful
about her little things; I am sure I bought them immediately
according to order, and packed them up with my own
hands, and sent them to Sterne, and was six times
with him about sending them away. I am glad you
are pleased with your glasses. I have got another
velvet cap; a new one Lord Herbert[16] bought and
presented me one morning I was at breakfast with him,
where he was as merry and easy as ever I saw him,
yet had received a challenge half an hour before,
and half an hour after fought a duel. It was