shall not be excused”: however, I hope
they will forget it; for if it should happen, all
the puppies hereabouts will throng to hear me, and
expect something wonderful, and be plaguily baulked;
for I shall preach plain honest stuff. I stayed
with St. John till eight, and then came home; and
Patrick desired leave to go abroad, and by and by
comes up the girl to tell me, a gentleman was below
in a coach, who had a bill to pay me; so I let him
come up, and who should it be but Mr. Addison and
Sam Dopping, to haul me out to supper, where I stayed
till twelve. If Patrick had been at home, I
should have ’scaped this; for I have taught
him to deny me almost as well as Mr. Harley’s
porter.—Where did I leave off in MD’s
letter? let me see. So, now I have it.
You are pleased to say, Madam Dingley, that those
who go for England can never tell when to come back.
Do you mean this as a reflection upon Presto, madam?
Sauceboxes, I will come back as soon as I can, as
hope saved,[35] and I hope with some advantage, unless
all Ministries be alike, as perhaps they may.
I hope Hawkshaw is in Dublin before now, and that
you have your things, and like your spectacles:
if you do not, you shall have better. I hope
Dingley’s tobacco did not spoil Stella’s
chocolate, and that all is safe: pray let me
know. Mr. Addison and I are different as black
and white, and I believe our friendship will go off,
by this damned business of party: he cannot bear
seeing me fall in so with this Ministry: but
I love him still as well as ever, though we seldom
meet.—Hussy, Stella, you jest about poor
Congreve’s eyes;[36] you do so, hussy; but I’ll
bang your bones, faith.—Yes, Steele was
a little while in prison, or at least in a spunging-house,
some time before I came, but not since.[37]—Pox
on your convocations, and your Lamberts;[38] they
write with a vengeance! I suppose you think it
a piece of affectation in me to wish your Irish folks
would not like my “Shower,”; but you are
mistaken. I should be glad to have the general
applause there as I have here (though I say it); but
I have only that of one or two, and therefore I would
have none at all, but let you all be in the wrong.
I don’t know, this is not what I would say;
but I am so tosticated with supper and stuff, that
I can’t express myself.—What you
say of “Sid Hamet” is well enough; that
an enemy should like it, and a friend not; and that
telling the author would make both change their opinions.
Why did you not tell Griffyth[39] that you fancied
there was something in it of my manner; but first
spur up his commendation to the height, as we served
my poor uncle about the sconce that I mended?
Well, I desired you to give what I intended for an
answer to Mrs. Fenton,[40] to save her postage, and
myself trouble; and I hope I have done it, if you han’t.