So, here is Mistress Stella again, with her two eggs,
etc. My “Shower” admired with
you; why, the Bishop of Clogher says, he has seen something
of mine of the same sort, better than the “Shower.”
I suppose he means “The Morning";[13] but it
is not half so good. I want your judgment of
things, and not your country’s. How does
MD like it? and do they taste it all? etc.
I am glad Dean Bolton[14] has paid the twenty pounds.
Why should not I chide the Bishop of Clogher for
writing to the Archbishop of Cashel,[15] without sending
the letter first to me? It does not signify
a ——; for he has no credit at Court.
Stuff—they are all puppies. I will
break your head in good earnest, young woman, for
your nasty jest about Mrs. Barton.[16] Unlucky sluttikin,
what a word is there! Faith, I was thinking
yesterday, when I was with her, whether she could
break them or no, and it quite spoilt my imagination.
“Mrs. Walls, does Stella win as she pretends?”
“No indeed, Doctor; she loses always, and will
play so VENTERSOMELY, how can she win?” See
here now; an’t you an impudent lying slut?
Do, open Domville’s letter; what does it signify,
if you have a mind? Yes, faith, you write smartly
with your eyes shut; all was well but the n.
See how I can do it; madam Stella, your
humble servant.[17] O, but one may look
whether one goes crooked or no, and so write on.
I will tell you what you may do; you may write with
your eyes half shut, just as when one is going to
sleep: I have done so for two or three lines
now; it is but just seeing enough to go straight.—Now,
Madam Dingley, I think I bid you tell Mr. Walls that,
in case there be occasion, I will serve his friend
as far as I can; but I hope there will be none.
Yet I believe you will have a new Parliament; but
I care not whether you have or no a better. You
are mistaken in all your conjectures about the Tatlers.
I have given him one or two hints, and you have heard
me talk about the Shilling.[18] Faith, these answering
letters are very long ones: you have taken up
almost the room of a week in journals; and I will
tell you what, I saw fellows wearing crosses to-day,[19]
and I wondered what was the matter; but just this minute
I recollect it is little Presto’s birthday;
and I was resolved these three days to remember it
when it came, but could not. Pray, drink my health
to-day at dinner; do, you rogues. Do you like
“Sid Hamet’s Rod”? Do you
understand it all? Well, now at last I have
done with your letter, and so I will lay me down to
sleep, and about, fair maids; and I hope merry maids
all.