I answer it. Method is good in all things.
Order governs the world. The Devil is the author
of confusion. A general of an army, a minister
of state; to descend lower, a gardener, a weaver,
etc. That may make a fine observation, if
you think it worth finishing; but I have not time.
Is not this a terrible long piece for one evening?
I dined to-day with Patty Rolt at my cousin Leach’s,[22]
with a pox, in the City: he is a printer, and
prints the Postman, oh hoo, and is my cousin, God
knows how, and he married Mrs. Baby Aires of Leicester;
and my cousin Thomson was with us: and my cousin
Leach offers to bring me acquainted with the author
of the Postman;[23] and says he does not doubt but
the gentleman will be glad of my acquaintance; and
that he is a very ingenious man, and a great scholar,
and has been beyond sea. But I was modest and
said, may be the gentleman was shy, and not fond of
new acquaintance; and so put it off: and I wish
you could hear me repeating all I have said of this
in its proper tone, just as I am writing it.
It is all with the same cadence with “Oh hoo,”
or as when little girls say, “I have got an apple,
miss, and I won’t give you some.”
It is plaguy twelvepenny weather this last week, and
has cost me ten shillings in coach and chair hire.
If the fellow that has your money will pay it, let
me beg you to buy Bank Stock with it, which is fallen
near thirty per cent. and pays eight pounds per cent.
and you have the principal when you please:
it will certainly soon rise. I would to God Lady
Giffard would put in the four hundred pounds she owes
you,[24] and take the five per cent. common interest,
and give you the remainder. I will speak to your
mother about it when I see her. I am resolved
to buy three hundred pounds of it for myself, and
take up what I have in Ireland; and I have a contrivance
for it, that I hope will do, by making a friend of
mine buy it as for himself, and I will pay him when
I can get in my money. I hope Stratford will
do me that kindness. I’ll ask him tomorrow
or next day.
27. Mr. Rowe[25] the poet desired me to dine
with him to-day. I went to his office (he is
under-secretary in Mr. Addison’s place that he
had in England), and there was Mr. Prior; and they
both fell commending my “Shower” beyond
anything that has been written of the kind: there
never was such a “Shower” since Danae’s,
etc. You must tell me how it is liked among
you. I dined with Rowe; Prior could not come:
and after dinner we went to a blind tavern,[26] where
Congreve, Sir Richard Temple,[27] Estcourt,[28] and
Charles Main,[29] were over a bowl of bad punch.
The knight sent for six flasks of his own wine for
me, and we stayed till twelve. But now my head
continues pretty well; I have left off my drinking,
and only take a spoonful mixed with water, for fear
of the gout, or some ugly distemper; and now, because
it is late, I will, etc.