a letter from the Bishop of Clogher, and a packet
from MD. I opened the Bishop’s letter;
but put up MD’s, and visited a lady just come
to town; and am now got into bed, and going to open
your little letter: and God send I may find MD
well, and happy, and merry, and that they love Presto
as they do fires. Oh, I will not open it yet!
yes I will! no I will not! I am going; I cannot
stay till I turn over.[21] What shall I do?
My fingers itch; and now I have it in my left hand;
and now I will open it this very moment.—I
have just got it, and am cracking the seal, and cannot
imagine what is in it; I fear only some letter from
a bishop, and it comes too late; I shall employ nobody’s
credit but my own. Well, I see though—
Pshaw, ’tis from Sir Andrew Fountaine.
What, another! I fancy that’s from Mrs.
Barton;[22] she told me she would write to me; but
she writes a better hand than this: I wish you
would inquire; it must be at Dawson’s[23] office
at the Castle. I fear this is from Patty Rolt,
by the scrawl. Well, I will read MD’s letter.
Ah, no; it is from poor Lady Berkeley, to invite
me to Berkeley Castle this winter; and now it grieves
my heart: she says, she hopes my lord is in a
fair way of recovery;[24] poor lady! Well, now
I go to MD’s letter: faith, it is all
right; I hoped it was wrong. Your letter, N.3,
that I have now received, is dated Sept. 26; and Manley’s
letter, that I had five days ago, was dated Oct. 3,
that’s a fortnight difference: I doubt
it has lain in Steele’s office, and he forgot.
Well, there’s an end of that: he is turned
out of his place;[25] and you must desire those who
send me packets, to enclose them in a paper directed
to Mr. Addison, at St. James’s Coffee-house:
not common letters, but packets: the Bishop
of Clogher may mention it to the Archbishop when he
sees him. As for your letter, it makes me mad:
slidikins, I have been the best boy in Christendom,
and you come with your two eggs a penny.—Well;
but stay, I will look over my book: adad, I
think there was a chasm between my N.2 and N.3.
Faith, I will not promise to write to you every week;
but I will write every night, and when it is full
I will send it; that will be once in ten days, and
that will be often enough: and if you begin to
take up the way of writing to Presto, only because
it is Tuesday, a Monday bedad it will grow a task;
but write when you have a mind.—No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no—Agad, agad, agad,
agad, agad, agad; no, poor Stellakins.[26] Slids,
I would the horse were in your—chamber!
Have not I ordered Parvisol to obey your directions
about him? And han’t I said in my former
letters that you may pickle him, and boil him, if
you will? What do you trouble me about your
horses for? Have I anything to do with them?—Revolutions
a hindrance to me in my business? Revolutions
to me in my business? If it were not for the
revolutions, I could do nothing at all; and now I have
all hopes possible, though one is certain of nothing;