Governor; but he tells me to-day that he cannot go
till Thursday or Friday. I wish it were over.
Mr. Secretary tells me he is [in] no fear at all
that France will play tricks with us. If we have
Dunkirk once, all is safe. We rail now all against
the Dutch, who, indeed, have acted like knaves, fools,
and madmen. Mr. Secretary is soon to be made
a viscount. He desired I would draw the preamble
of his patent; but I excused myself from a work that
might lose me a great deal of reputation, and get me
very little. We would fain have the Court make
him an earl, but it would not be; and therefore he
will not take the title of Bullenbrook,[8] which is
lately extinct in the elder branch of his family.
I have advised him to be called Lord Pomfret; but
he thinks that title is already in some other family;[9]
and, besides, he objects that it is in Yorkshire, where
he has no estate; but there is nothing in that, and
I love Pomfret. Don’t you love Pomfret?
Why? ’Tis in all our histories; they are
full of Pomfret Castle. But what’s all
this to you? You don’t care for this.
Is Goody Stoyte come to London? I have not
heard of her yet. The Dean of St. Patrick’s
never had the manners to answer my letter. I
was t’other day to see Sterne[10] and his wife.
She is not half so handsome as when I saw her with
you at Dublin. They design to pass the summer
at a house near Lord Somers’s, about a dozen
miles off. You never told me how my “Letter
to Lord Treasurer” passes in Ireland. I
suppose you are drinking at this time Temple-something’s[11]
waters. Steele was arrested the other day for
making a lottery directly against an Act of Parliament.
He is now under prosecution; but they think it will
be dropped out of pity.[12] I believe he will very
soon lose his employment, for he has been mighty impertinent
of late in his Spectators; and I will never offer a
word in his behalf. Raymond writes me word that
the Bishop of Meath[13] was going to summon me, in
order to suspension, for absence, if the Provost had
not prevented him. I am prettily rewarded for
getting them their First-Fruits, with a p—.
We have had very little hot weather during the whole
month of June; and for a week past we have had a great
deal of rain, though not every day. I am just
now told that the Governor of Dunkirk has not orders
yet to deliver up the town to Jack Hill and his forces,
but expects them daily. This must put off Hill’s
journey a while, and I don’t like these stoppings
in such an affair. Go, get oo gone, and drink
oo waters, if this rain has not spoiled them, sauci
doxi. I have no more to say to oo at plesent;
but rove Pdfr, and MD, and me. And Podefr
will rove Pdfr, and MD and me. I wish you
had taken any account when I sent money to Mrs. Brent.
I believe I han’t done it a great while.
And pray send me notice when me . . . to have
it when it is due.[14] Farewell, dearest MD FW FW
FW me me me.