“never heard it before;” why, how could
you hear it? is it possible to tell you the hundredth
part of what passes in our companies here? The
Secretary is as easy with me as Mr. Addison was.
I have often thought what a splutter Sir William Temple
makes about being Secretary of State:[11] I think
Mr. St. John the greatest young man I ever knew; wit,
capacity, beauty, quickness of apprehension, good learning,
and an excellent taste; the best orator in the House
of Commons, admirable conversation, good nature, and
good manners; generous, and a despiser of money.
His only fault is talking to his friends in way of
complaint of too great a load of business, which looks
a little like affectation; and he endeavours too much
to mix the fine gentleman and man of pleasure with
the man of business. What truth and sincerity
he may have I know not: he is now but thirty-two,
and has been Secretary above a year. Is not all
this extraordinary? how he stands with the Queen and
Lord Treasurer I have told you before. This
is his character; and I believe you will be diverted
by knowing it. I writ to the Archbishop of Dublin,
Bishop of Cloyne[12] and of Clogher together, five
weeks ago from Windsor: I hope they had my letters;
pray know if Clogher had his.—Fig for your
physician and his advice, Madam Dingley: if
I grow worse, I will; otherwise I will trust to temperance
and exercise: your fall of the leaf; what care
I when the leaves fall? I am sorry to see them
fall with all my heart; but why should I take physic
because leaves fall off from trees? that won’t
hinder them from falling. If a man falls from
a horse, must I take physic for that?—This
arguing makes you mad; but it is true right reason,
not to be disproved.—I am glad at heart
to hear poor Stella is better; use exercise and walk,
spend pattens and spare potions, wear out clogs and
waste claret. Have you found out my pun of the
fishmonger? don’t read a word more till you
have got it. And Stella is handsome again, you
say? and is she fat? I have sent to Leigh the
set of Examiners: the first thirteen were written
by several hands, some good, some bad; the next three-and-thirty
were all by one hand, that makes forty-six:
then that author,[13] whoever he was, laid it down
on purpose to confound guessers; and the last six were
written by a woman.[14] Then there is an account
of Guiscard by the same woman, but the facts sent
by Presto. Then an answer to the letter to the
Lords about Gregg by Presto; Prior’s Journey
by Presto; Vindication of the Duke of Marlborough,
entirely by the same woman; Comment on Hare’s
Sermon by the same woman, only hints sent to the printer
from Presto to give her.[15] Then there’s the
Miscellany, an apron for Stella, a pound of chocolate,
without sugar, for Stella, a fine snuff-rasp of ivory,
given me by Mrs. St. John for Dingley, and a large
roll of tobacco, which she must hide or cut shorter
out of modesty, and four pair of spectacles for the
Lord knows who. There’s the cargo, I hope