MD rides, and rides, and rides. Our hot weather
ended in May, and all this month has been moderate:
it was then so hot I was not able to endure it; I
was miserable every moment, and found myself disposed
to be peevish and quarrelsome: I believe a very
hot country would make me stark mad.—Yes,
my head continues pretty tolerable, and I impute it
all to walking. Does Stella eat fruit?
I eat a little; but I always repent, and resolve against
it. No, in very hot weather I always go to town
by water; but I constantly walk back, for then the
sun is down. And so Mrs. Proby[13] goes with
you to Wexford: she’s admirable company;
you’ll grow plaguy wise with those you frequent.
Mrs. Taylor and Mrs. Proby! take care of infection.
I believe my two hundred pounds will be paid, but
that Sir Alexander Cairnes is a scrupulous puppy:
I left the bill with Mr. Stratford, who is to have
the money. Now, Madam Stella, what say you?
you ride every day; I know that already, sirrah; and,
if you rid every day for a twelvemonth, you would
be still better and better. No, I hope Parvisol
will not have the impudence to make you stay an hour
for the money; if he does, I’ll Un-Parvisol
him; pray let me know. O Lord, how hasty we are!
Stella can’t stay writing and writing; she must
write and go a cock-horse, pray now. Well, but
the horses are not come to the door; the fellow can’t
find the bridle; your stirrup is broken; where did
you put the whips, Dingley? Marget, where have
you laid Mrs. Johnson’s ribbon to tie about her?
reach me my mask: sup up this before you go.
So, so, a gallop, a gallop: sit fast, sirrah,
and don’t ride hard upon the stones.—Well,
now Stella is gone, tell me, Dingley, is she a good
girl? and what news is that you are to tell me?—
No, I believe the box is not lost: Sterne says
it is not.—No, faith, you must go to Wexford
without seeing your Duke of Ormond, unless you stay
on purpose; perhaps you may be so wise.—I
tell you this is your sixteenth letter; will you never
be satisfied? No, no, I will walk late no more;
I ought less to venture it than other people, and
so I was told: but I will return to lodge in
town next Thursday. When you come from Wexford,
I would have you send a letter of attorney to Mr.
Benjamin Tooke, bookseller, in London, directed to
me; and he shall manage your affair. I have your
parchment safely locked up in London.—O,
Madam Stella, welcome home; was it pleasant riding?
did your horse stumble? how often did the man light
to settle your stirrup? ride nine miles! faith, you
have galloped indeed. Well, but where is the
fine thing you promised me? I have been a good
boy, ask Dingley else. I believe you did not
meet the fine-thing-man: faith, you are a cheat.
So you will see Raymond and his wife in town.
Faith, that riding to Laracor gives me short sighs,
as well as you. All the days I have passed here
have been dirt to those. I have been gaining
enemies by the scores, and friends by the couples;