to escape; he pursued them to the grave; he would like
to dig them up and take vengeance upon their clay.
So he said, but no doubt he would not have hurt them
if he had had them living before him. He was
generous without stint; he trusted without measure,
but where his generosity was abused, or his trust
betrayed, he was a fire of vengeance, a consuming
flame of suspicion that no sprinkling of cool patience
from others could quench; it had to burn itself out.
He was eagerly and lavishly hospitable, but if a man
seemed willing to batten on him, or in any way to
lie down upon him, Clemens despised him unutterably.
In his frenzies of resentment or suspicion he would
not, and doubtless could not, listen to reason.
But if between the paroxysms he were confronted with
the facts he would own them, no matter how much they
told against him. At one period he fancied that
a certain newspaper was hounding him with biting censure
and poisonous paragraphs, and he was filling himself
up with wrath to be duly discharged on the editor’s
head. Later, he wrote me with a humorous joy
in his mistake that Warner had advised him to have
the paper watched for these injuries. He had done
so, and how many mentions of him did I reckon he had
found in three months? Just two, and they were
rather indifferent than unfriendly. So the paper
was acquitted, and the editor’s life was spared.
The wretch never knew how near he was to losing it,
with incredible preliminaries of obloquy, and a subsequent
devotion to lasting infamy.
His memory for favors was as good as for injuries,
and he liked to return your friendliness with as loud
a band of music as could be bought or bribed for the
occasion. All that you had to do was to signify
that you wanted his help. When my father was
consul at Toronto during Arthur’s administration,
he fancied that his place was in danger, and he appealed
to me. In turn I appealed to Clemens, bethinking
myself of his friendship with Grant and Grant’s
friendship with Arthur. I asked him to write
to Grant in my father’s behalf, but No, he answered
me, I must come to Hartford, and we would go on to
New York together and see Grant personally. This
was before, and long before, Clemens became Grant’s
publisher and splendid benefactor, but the men liked
each other as such men could not help doing.
Clemens made the appointment, and we went to find
Grant in his business office, that place where his
business innocence was afterward so betrayed.
He was very simple and very cordial, and I was instantly
the more at home with him, because his voice was the
soft, rounded, Ohio River accent to which my years
were earliest used from my steamboating uncles, my
earliest heroes. When I stated my business he
merely said, Oh no; that must not be; he would write
to Mr. Arthur; and he did so that day; and my father
lived to lay down his office, when he tired of it,
with no urgence from above.