in not to be treason: my Lord Ashly did declare
that the judgment of the judges was nothing in the
presence of their Lordships, but only as far as they
were the properest men to bring precedents; but not
to interpret the law to their Lordships, but only the
inducements of their persuasions: and this the
Lords did concur in. Another pretty thing was
my Lady Ashly’s speaking of the bad qualities
of glass-coaches; among others, the flying open of
the doors upon any great shake: but another was,
that my Lady Peterborough being in her glass-coach,
with the glass up, and seeing a lady pass by in a coach
whom she would salute, the glass was so clear, that
she thought it had been open, and so ran her head
through the glass, and cut all her forehead!
After dinner, before we fell to the examination of
Yeabsly’s business, we were put into my Lord’s
room before he could come to us, and there had opportunity
to look over his state of his accounts of the prizes;
and there saw how bountiful the King hath been to
several people and hardly any man almost, Commander
of the Navy of any note, but hath had some reward
or other out of it; and many sums to the Privy-purse,
but not so many, I see, as I thought there had been:
but we could not look quite through it. But
several Bedchamber-men and people about the Court had
good sums; and, among others, Sir John Minnes and Lord
Bruncker have L200 a-piece for looking to the East
India prizes, while I did their work for them.
By and by my Lord come, and we did look over Yeabsly’s
business a little; and I find how prettily this cunning
Lord can be partial and dissemble it in this case,
being privy to the bribe he is to receive. This
done; we away, and with Sir H. Cholmly to Westminster;
who by the way told me how merry the king and Duke
of York and Court were the other day, when they were
abroad a-hunting. They come to Sir G. Carteret’s
house at Cranbourne, and there were entertained, and
all made drunk; and that all being drunk, Armerer
did come to the King, and swore to him, “By God,
Sir,” says he, “you are not so kind to
the Duke of York of late as you used to be.”—“Not
I?” says the King. “Why so?”—“Why,”
says he, “if you are, let us drink his health.”—“Why,
let us,” says the King. Then he fell on
his knees, and drank it; and having done, the King
began to drink it. “Nay, Sir,” says
Armerer, “by God you must do it on your knees!”
So he did, and then all the company: and having
done it, all fell a-crying for joy, being all maudlin
and kissing one another, the King the Duke of York,
and the Duke of York the King: and in such a maudlin
pickle as never people were: and so passed the
day. But Sir H. Cholmly tells me, that the King
hath this good luck, that the next day he hates to
have any body mention what he had done the day before,
nor will suffer any body to gain upon him that way;
which is a good quality. Parted with Sir H. Cholmly
at White Hall, and there I took coach and took up
my wife at Unthanke’s, and so out for ayre,