is a grievous consideration; and so home, and there
cozen Roger and Creed to dinner with me, and very merry:—but
among other things they told me of the strange, bold
sermon of Dr. Creeton yesterday, before the King;
how he preached against the sins of the Court, and
particularly against adultery, over and over instancing
how for that single sin in David, the whole nation
was undone; and of our negligence in having our castles
without ammunition and powder when the Dutch come upon
us; and how we have no courage now a-days, but let
our ships be taken out of our harbour. Here
Creed did tell us the story of the dwell last night,
in Coventgarden, between Sir H. Bellasses and Tom Porter.
It is worth remembering the silliness of the quarrell,
and is a kind of emblem of the general complexion
of this whole kingdom at present. They two it
seems dined yesterday at Sir Robert Carr’s,
where it seems people do drink high, all that come.
It happened that these two, the greatest friends in
the world, were talking together: and Sir H.
Bellasses talked a little louder than ordinary to
Tom Porter, giving of him some advice. Some of
the company standing by said, “What! are they
quarrelling, that they talk so high?” Sir H.
Bellasses hearing it, said, “No!” says
he: “I would have you know that I never
quarrel, but I strike; and take that as a rule of
mine!”—“How?” says Tom
Porter, “strike! I would I could see the
man in England that durst give me a blow!”
with that Sir H. Bellasses did give him a box of the
eare; and so they were going to fight there, but were
hindered. And by and by Tom Porter went out;
and meeting Dryden the poet, told him of the business,
and that he was resolved to fight Sir H. Bellasses
presently; for he knew, if he did not, they should
be made friends to-morrow, and then the blow would
rest upon him; which he would prevent, and desired
Dryden to let him have his boy to bring him notice
which way Sir H. Bellasses goes. By and by he
is informed that Sir H. Bellasses’s coach was
coming: so Tom Porter went down out of the Coffee-house
where he stayed for the tidings, and stopped the coach,
and bade Sir H. Bellasses come out. “Why,”
says H. Bellasses, “you will not hurt me coming
out, will you?”—“No,”
says Tom Porter. So out he went, and both drew:
and H. Bellasses having drawn and flung away his scabbard,
Tom Porter asked him whether he was ready? The
other answering him he was, they fell to fight, some
of their acquaintance by. They wounded one another,
and H. Bellasses so much that it is feared he will
die: and finding himself severely wounded, he
called to Tom Porter, and kissed him, and bade him
shift for himself; “for,” says he, “Tom,
thou hast hurt me; but I will make shift to stand
upon my legs till thou mayest withdraw, and the world
not take notice of you, for I would not have thee troubled
for what thou hast done.” And so whether
he did fly or no I cannot tell: but Tom Porter
shewed H. Bellasses that he was wounded too: and