of whom, being so reputed a wit, all the world do expect
great matters. I having sat here awhile, and
eat nothing to-day, did slip out, getting a boy to
keep my place; and to the Rose Tavern, and there got
half a breast of mutton, off of the spit, and dined
all alone. And so to the play again, where the
King and Queen, by and by, come, and all the Court;
and the house infinitely full. But the play,
when it come, though there was, here and there, a
pretty saying, and that not very many neither, yet
the whole of the play had nothing extraordinary in
it, at all, neither of language nor design; insomuch
that the King I did not see laugh, nor pleased the
whole play from the beginning to the end, nor the company;
insomuch that I have not been less pleased at a new
play in my life, I think. And which made it
the worse was, that there never was worse musick played—that
is, worse things composed, which made me and Captain
Rolt, who happened to sit near me, mad. So away
thence, very little satisfied with the play, but pleased
with my company. I carried them to Kensington,
to the Grotto, and there we sang, to my great content,
only vexed, in going in, to see a son of Sir Heneage
Finch’s beating of a poor little dog to death,
letting it lie in so much pain that made me mad to
see it, till, by and by, the servants of the house
chiding of their young master, one of them come with
a thong, and killed the dog outright presently.
Thence to Westminster palace, and there took boat
and to Fox Hall, where we walked, and eat, and drank,
and sang, and very merry. But I find Mrs. Horsfield
one of the veriest citizen’s wives in the world,
so full of little silly talk, and now and then a little
sillily bawdy, that I believe if you had her sola
a man might hazer all with her. So back by water
to Westminster Palace, and there got a coach which
carried us as far as the Minorys, and there some thing
of the traces broke, and we forced to ’light,
and walked to Mrs. Horsfield’s house, it being
a long and bad way, and dark, and having there put
her in a doors, her husband being in bed, we left her
and so back to our coach, where the coachman had put
it in order, but could not find his whip in the dark
a great while, which made us stay long. At last
getting a neighbour to hold a candle out of their window
Mercer found it, and so away we home at almost 12
at night, and setting them both at their homes, I
home and to bed.
19th. Up, and called on Mr. Pierce, who tells me that after all this ado Ward is come to town, and hath appeared to the Commissioners of Accounts and given such answers as he thinks will do every body right, and let the world see that their great expectations and jealousies have been vain in this matter of the prizes. The Commissioners were mighty inquisitive whether he was not instructed by letters or otherwise from hence from my Lord Sandwich’s friends what to say and do, and particularly from me, which he did wholly deny, as it was true, I not knowing the