it for money. Here I do hear that there are three
Lords more to be added to them; my Lord Bridgewater,
my Lord Anglesey, and my Lord Chamberlaine.
Having done my business, I to Creed’s chamber,
and thence out with Creed to White Hall with him;
in our way, meeting with Mr. Cooling, my Lord Chamberlain’s
secretary, on horseback, who stopped to speak with
us, and he proved very drunk, and did talk, and would
have talked all night with us, I not being able to
break loose from him, he holding me so by the hand.
But, Lord! to see his present humour, how he swears
at every word, and talks of the King and my Lady Castlemayne
in the plainest words in the world. And from
him I gather that the story I learned yesterday is
true—that the King hath declared that he
did not get the child of which she is conceived at
this time, he having not as he says lain with her
this half year. But she told him, “God
damn me, but you shall own it!” It seems, he
is jealous of Jermin, and she loves him so, that the
thoughts of his marrying of my Lady Falmouth puts her
into fits of the mother; and he, it seems, hath lain
with her from time to time, continually, for a good
while; and once, as this Cooling says, the King had
like to have taken him a-bed with her, but that he
was fain to creep under the bed into her closet .
. . . But it is a pretty thing he told us
how the King, once speaking of the Duke of York’s
being mastered by his wife, said to some of the company
by, that he would go no more abroad with this Tom
Otter (meaning the Duke of York) and his wife.
Tom Killigrew, being by, answered, “Sir,”
says he, “pray which is the best for a man, to
be a Tom Otter to his wife or to his mistress?”
meaning the King’s being so to my Lady Castlemayne.
Thus he went on; and speaking then of my Lord Sandwich,
whom he professed to love exceedingly, says Creed,
“I know not what, but he is a man, methinks,
that I could love for himself, without other regards.”
. . . He talked very lewdly; and then took
notice of my kindness to him on shipboard seven years
ago, when the King was coming over, and how much he
was obliged to me; but says, pray look upon this acknowledgement
of a kindness in me to be a miracle; for, says he,
“it is against the law at Court for a man that
borrows money of me, even to buy his place with, to
own it the next Sunday;” and then told us his
horse was a bribe, and his boots a bribe; and told
us he was made up of bribes, as an Oxford scholar
is set out with other men’s goods when he goes
out of town, and that he makes every sort of tradesman
to bribe him; and invited me home to his house, to
taste of his bribe wine. I never heard so much
vanity from a man in my life; so, being now weary of
him, we parted, and I took coach, and carried Creed
to the Temple. There set him down, and to my
office, where busy late till my eyes begun to ake,
and then home to supper: a pullet, with good
sauce, to my liking, and then to play on the flageolet
with my wife, which she now does very prettily, and
so to bed.