crowne of their head, which they do very dexterously,
leaving their brains bare, which kills them presently.
He told me what I remember he hath once done heretofore:
that every body is to lie flat down at the coming by
of the King, and nobody to look upon him upon pain
of death. And that he and his fellows, being
strangers, were invited to see the sport of taking
of a wild elephant, and they did only kneel, and look
toward the King. Their druggerman did desire
them to fall down, for otherwise he should suffer
for their contempt of the King. The sport being
ended, a messenger comes from the King, which the
druggerman thought had been to have taken away his
life; but it was to enquire how the strangers liked
the sport. The druggerman answered that they
did cry it up to be the best that ever they saw, and
that they never heard of any Prince so great in every
thing as this King. The messenger being gone
back, Erwin and his company asked their druggerman
what he had said, which he told them. “But
why,” say they, “would you say that without
our leave, it being not true?”—“It
is no matter for that,” says he, “I must
have said it, or have been hanged, for our King do
not live by meat, nor drink, but by having great lyes
told him.” In our way back we come by
a little vessel that come into the river this morning,
and says he left the fleete in Sole Bay, and that he
hath not heard (he belonging to Sir W. Jenings, in
the fleete) of any such prizes taken as the ten or
twelve I inquired about, and said by Sir W. Batten
yesterday to be taken, so I fear it is not true.
So to Westminster, and there, to my great content,
did receive my L2000 of Mr. Spicer’s telling,
which I was to receive of Colvill, and brought it home
with me [to] my house by water, and there I find one
of my new presses for my books brought home, which
pleases me mightily. As, also, do my wife’s
progresse upon her head that she is making. So
to dinner, and thence abroad with my wife, leaving
her at Unthanke’s; I to White Hall, waiting
at the Council door till it rose, and there spoke with
Sir W. Coventry, who and I do much fear our Victuallers,
they having missed the fleete in their going.
But Sir W. Coventry says it is not our fault, but
theirs, if they have not left ships to secure them.
This he spoke in a chagrin sort of way, methought.
After a little more discourse of several businesses,
I away homeward, having in the gallery the good fortune
to see Mrs. Stewart, who is grown a little too tall,
but is a woman of most excellent features. The
narrative of the late expedition in burning the ships
is in print, and makes it a great thing, and I hope
it is so. So took up my wife and home, there
I to the office, and thence with Sympson the joyner
home to put together the press he hath brought me
for my books this day, which pleases me exceedingly.
Then to Sir W. Batten’s, where Sir Richard Ford
did very understandingly, methought, give us an account
of the originall of the Hollands Bank,