demanding money to go with my Lady Pen to the Exchange
to lay out. I to the office, where all the afternoon
and very busy and doing much business; but here I had
a most eminent experience of the evil of being behindhand
in business. I was the most backward to begin
any thing, and would fain have framed to myself an
occasion of going abroad, and should, I doubt, have
done it, but some business coming in, one after another,
kept me there, and I fell to the ridding away of a
great deale of business, and when my hand was in it
was so pleasing a sight to [see] my papers disposed
of, and letters answered, which troubled my book and
table, that I could have continued there with delight
all night long, and did till called away by my Lady
Pen and Pegg and my wife to their house to eat with
them; and there I went, and exceeding merry, there
being Nan Wright, now Mrs. Markham, and sits at table
with my Lady. So mighty merry, home and to bed.
This day Sir W. Batten did show us at the table a
letter from Sir T. Allen, which says that we have
taken ten or twelve’ ships (since the late great
expedition of burning their ships and towne), laden
with hempe, flax, tarr, deales, &c. This was
good newes; but by and by comes in Sir G. Carteret,
and he asked us with full mouth what we would give
for good newes. Says Sir W. Batten, “I
have better than you, for a wager.” They
laid sixpence, and we that were by were to give sixpence
to him that told the best newes. So Sir W. Batten
told his of the ten or twelve ships Sir G. Carteret
did then tell us that upon the newes of the burning
of the ships and towne the common people a Amsterdam
did besiege De Witt’s house, and he was force
to flee to the Prince of Orange, who is gone to Cleve
to the marriage of his sister. This we concluded
all the best newest and my Lord Bruncker and myself
did give Sir G. Carteret our sixpence a-piece, which
he did give Mr. Smith to give the poor. Thus
we made ourselves mighty merry.
17th. Up and betimes with Captain Erwin down
by water to Woolwich, I walking alone from Greenwich
thither, making an end of the “Adventures of
Five Hours,” which when all is done is the best
play that ever I read in my life. Being come
thither I did some business there and at the Rope
Yarde, and had a piece of bride-cake sent me by Mrs.
Barbary into the boate after me, she being here at
her uncle’s, with her husband, Mr. Wood’s
son, the mast-maker, and mighty nobly married, they
say, she was, very fine, and he very rich, a strange
fortune for so odd a looked mayde, though her hands
and body be good, and nature very good, I think.
Back with Captain Erwin, discoursing about the East
Indys, where he hath often been. And among other
things he tells me how the King of Syam seldom goes
out without thirty or forty thousand people with him,
and not a word spoke, nor a hum or cough in the whole
company to be heard. He tells me the punishment
frequently there for malefactors is cutting off the