You have experienced, have you not, this first joy of the youth who at once becomes a man when he has his sweetheart on his arm?  He trembles at his boldness, and scents on the morrow the paternal rod; yet all these fears are dissipated in the presence of the ineffable happiness of the moment.  He is free, he is a man, he loves, he is loved, he is conscious that he is taking a forward step in life.  He would like all Paris to see him thus, yet he is afraid of being recognized; he would give his little finger to grow three hairs on his upper lip, and to have a wrinkle on his brow, to be able to smoke a cigar without being sick, and to polish off a glass of punch without coughing.

When we reached my friend’s, the aforesaid examining magistrate, we found a numerous company; from the anteroom we could hear bursts of laughter, noisy conversation, accompanied by the clatter of plate and crockery, which was being placed upon the table.  I was a little excited; I knew that I was the youngest of the party, and I was afraid of appearing awkward on that night of revelry.  I said to myself:  “Old boy, you must face the music, do the grand, and take your liquor like a little man; your sweetheart is here, and her eyes are fixed on you.”  The idea, however, that I might be ill next morning did indeed trouble me; in my mind’s eye, I saw my poor mother bringing me a cup of tea, and weeping over my excesses, but I chased away all such thoughts and really all went well up till suppertime.  My sweetheart had been pulled about a little, no doubt; one or two men had even kissed her under my very nose, but I at once set down these details to the profit and loss column, and in all sincerity I was proud and happy.

“My young friends,” suddenly exclaimed our host, “it is time to use your forks vigorously.  Let us adjourn to the diningroom.”

Joyful shouts greeted these words, and, amid great disorder, the guests arranged themselves round the table, at each end of which I noticed two plates filled up with those big cigars of which I could not smoke a quarter without having a fit of cold shivers.

“Those cigars will lead to a catastrophe, if I don’t use prudence and dissemble,” said I to myself.

I do not know how it was, but my sweetheart found herself seated on the left of the host.  I did not like that, but what could I say?  And then, the said host, with his twenty-five summers, his moustache curled up at the ends, and his self-assurance, seemed to me the most ideal, the most astounding of young devils, and I felt for him a shade of respect.

“Well,” he said, with captivating volubility, “you are feeling yourself at home, are you not?  You know any guest who feels uncomfortable in his coat may take it off . . . and the ladies, too.  Ha! ha! ha!  That’s the way to make one’s self happy, is it not, my little dears?” And before he had finished laughing he printed a kiss right and left on the necks of his two neighbors, one of whom, as I have already said, was my beloved.