“Very well, thank you; has any one been here in my absence?”
“I was going to tell you, sir; the plumber has been here, because the tap of your cistern came off in my hand. It wasn’t my fault; there had been a heavy rain that morning. So—”
“Never mind, it’s only a tap to pay for. We won’t say any more about it. But did any one come to see me?”
“Ah, let me see—yes. A big gentleman, rather red-faced, with his wife, a fat lady, with a small voice; a fine woman, rather in my style, and their daughter—but perhaps you know her, sir?”
“Yes, Madame Menin, you need not describe her. You told them that I was away, and they said they were very sorry.”
“Especially the lady. She puffed and panted and sighed: ’Dear Monsieur Mouillard! How unlucky we are, Madame Menin; we have just come to Paris as he has gone to Italy. My husband and I would have liked so much to see him! You may think it fanciful, but I should like above all things to look round his rooms. A student’s rooms must be so interesting. Stay there, Berthe, my child.’ I told them there was nothing very interesting, and that their daughter might just as well come in too, and then I showed them everything.”
“They didn’t stay long, I suppose?”
“Quite long enough. They were an age looking at your photograph album. I suppose they haven’t got such things where they come from. Madame Lorinet couldn’t tear herself away from it. ‘Nothing but men,’ she said, ’have you noticed that, Jules?’—’Well, Madame,’ I said, ’that’s just how it is here; except for me, and I don’t count, only gentlemen come here. I’ve kept house for bachelors where—well, there are not many—’
“That will do, Madame Menin; that will do. I know you always think too highly of me. Hasn’t Lampron been here?”
“Yes, sir; the day before yesterday. He was going off for a fortnight or three weeks into the country to paint a portrait of some priest—a bishop, I think.”
July 15th.
“Midi, roi des etes.” I know by heart that poem by “Monsieur le Comte de l’Isle,” as my Uncle Mouillard calls him. Its lines chime in my ears every day when I return from luncheon to the office I have left an hour before. Merciful heaven, how hot it is! I am just back from a hot climate, but it was nothing compared to Paris in July. The asphalt melts underfoot; the wood pavement is simmering in a viscous mess of tar; the ideal is forced to descend again and again to iced lager beer; the walls beat back the heat in your face; the dust in the public gardens, ground to atoms beneath the tread of many feet, rises in clouds from under the water-cart to fall, a little farther on, in white showers upon the passers-by. I wonder that, as a finishing stroke, the cannon in the Palais Royal does not detonate all day long.
To complete my misery, all my acquaintances are out of town: the Boule family is bathing at Trouville; the second clerk has not returned from his holiday; the fourth only waited for my arrival to get away himself; Lampron, detained by my Lord Bishop and the forest shades, gives no sign of his existence; even Monsieur and Madame Plumet have locked up their flat and taken the train for Barbizon.