being divided with great clothes-maids, over which
Crosby’s men were tacking red flannel; very
dark and odd it seemed; it quite bewildered me, and
I was going on behind the screens, in my absence of
mind, when a gentleman (quite the gentleman, I can
assure you) stepped forwards and asked if I had any
business he could arrange for me. He spoke such
pretty broken English, I could not help thinking of
Thaddeus of Warsaw, and the Hungarian Brothers, and
Santo Sebastiani; and while I was busy picturing his
past life to myself, he had bowed me out of the room.
But wait a minute! You have not heard half my
story yet! I was going downstairs, when who should
I meet but Betty’s second-cousin. So,
of course, I stopped to speak to her for Betty’s
sake; and she told me that I had really seen the conjuror—the
gentleman who spoke broken English was Signor Brunoni
himself. Just at this moment he passed us on
the stairs, making such a graceful bow! in reply to
which I dropped a curtsey—all foreigners
have such polite manners, one catches something of
it. But when he had gone downstairs, I bethought
me that I had dropped my glove in the Assembly Room
(it was safe in my muff all the time, but I never
found it till afterwards); so I went back, and, just
as I was creeping up the passage left on one side
of the great screen that goes nearly across the room,
who should I see but the very same gentleman that
had met me before, and passed me on the stairs, coming
now forwards from the inner part of the room, to which
there is no entrance—you remember, Miss
Matty—and just repeating, in his pretty
broken English, the inquiry if I had any business there--I
don’t mean that he put it quite so bluntly, but
he seemed very determined that I should not pass the
screen—so, of course, I explained about
my glove, which, curiously enough, I found at that
very moment.”
Miss Pole, then, had seen the conjuror—the
real, live conjuror! and numerous were the questions
we all asked her. “Had he a beard?”
“Was he young, or old?” “Fair,
or dark?” “Did he look”—
(unable to shape my question prudently, I put it in
another form)— “How did he look?”
In short, Miss Pole was the heroine of the evening,
owing to her morning’s encounter. If she
was not the rose (that is to say the conjuror) she
had been near it.
Conjuration, sleight of hand, magic, witchcraft, were
the subjects of the evening. Miss Pole was slightly
sceptical, and inclined to think there might be a
scientific solution found for even the proceedings
of the Witch of Endor. Mrs Forrester believed
everything, from ghosts to death-watches. Miss
Matty ranged between the two—always convinced
by the last speaker. I think she was naturally
more inclined to Mrs Forrester’s side, but a
desire of proving herself a worthy sister to Miss
Jenkyns kept her equally balanced—Miss
Jenkyns, who would never allow a servant to call the
little rolls of tallow that formed themselves round
candles “winding-sheets,” but insisted
on their being spoken of as “roley-poleys!”
A sister of hers to be superstitious! It would
never do.