of the large kind which Miss Matty sold weighed that
much), she always added one more by “way of
make-weight,” as she called it, although the
scale was handsomely turned before; and when I remonstrated
against this, her reply was, “The little things
like it so much!” There was no use in telling
her that the fifth comfit weighed a quarter of an
ounce, and made every sale into a loss to her pocket.
So I remembered the green tea, and winged my shaft
with a feather out of her own plumage. I told
her how unwholesome almond-comfits were, and how ill
excess in them might make the little children.
This argument produced some effect; for, henceforward,
instead of the fifth comfit, she always told them to
hold out their tiny palms, into which she shook either
peppermint or ginger lozenges, as a preventive to
the dangers that might arise from the previous sale.
Altogether the lozenge trade, conducted on these
principles, did not promise to be remunerative; but
I was happy to find she had made more than twenty
pounds during the last year by her sales of tea; and,
moreover, that now she was accustomed to it, she did
not dislike the employment, which brought her into
kindly intercourse with many of the people round about.
If she gave them good weight, they, in their turn,
brought many a little country present to the “old
rector’s daughter”; a cream cheese, a
few new-laid eggs, a little fresh ripe fruit, a bunch
of flowers. The counter was quite loaded with
these offerings sometimes, as she told me.
As for Cranford in general, it was going on much as
usual. The Jamieson and Hoggins feud still raged,
if a feud it could be called, when only one side cared
much about it. Mr and Mrs Hoggins were very
happy together, and, like most very happy people, quite
ready to be friendly; indeed, Mrs Hoggins was really
desirous to be restored to Mrs Jamieson’s good
graces, because of the former intimacy. But
Mrs Jamieson considered their very happiness an insult
to the Glenmire family, to which she had still the
honour to belong, and she doggedly refused and rejected
every advance. Mr Mulliner, like a faithful
clansman, espoused his mistress’ side with ardour.
If he saw either Mr or Mrs Hoggins, he would cross
the street, and appear absorbed in the contemplation
of life in general, and his own path in particular,
until he had passed them by. Miss Pole used
to amuse herself with wondering what in the world
Mrs Jamieson would do, if either she, or Mr Mulliner,
or any other member of her household was taken ill;
she could hardly have the face to call in Mr Hoggins
after the way she had behaved to them. Miss
Pole grew quite impatient for some indisposition or
accident to befall Mrs Jamieson or her dependents,
in order that Cranford might see how she would act
under the perplexing circumstances.