of the Queen of Spain, having asked for a passport
without taking notice of the sequin: I sent to
demand it; a boldness which the vindictive Italian
did not forget. As soon as the new regulation
I had made, relative to passports, was known, none
but pretended Frenchmen, who in a gibberish the most
mispronounced, called themselves Provencals, Picards,
or Burgundians, came to demand them. My ear
being very fine, I was not thus made a dupe, and I
am almost persuaded that not a single Italian ever
cheated me of my sequin, and that not one Frenchman
ever paid it. I was foolish enough to tell M.
de Montaigu, who was ignorant of everything that passed,
what I had done. The word sequin made him open
his ears, and without giving me his opinion of the
abolition of that tax upon the French, he pretended
I ought to account with him for the others, promising
me at the same time equivalent advantages. More
filled with indignation at this meanness, than concern
for my own interest, I rejected his proposal.
He insisted, and I grew warm. “No, sir,”
said I, with some heat, “your excellency may
keep what belongs to you, but do not take from me that
which is mine; I will not suffer you to touch a penny
of the perquisites arising from passports.”
Perceiving he could gain nothing by these means he
had recourse to others, and blushed not to tell me
that since I had appropriated to myself the profits
of the chancery, it was but just I should pay the
expenses. I was unwilling to dispute upon this
subject, and from that time I furnished at my own
expense, ink, paper, wax, wax-candle, tape, and even
a new seal, for which he never reimbursed me to the
amount of a farthing. This, however, did not
prevent my giving a small part of the produce of the
passports to the Abbe de Binis, a good creature, and
who was far from pretending to have the least right
to any such thing. If he was obliging to me
my politeness to him was an equivalent, and we always
lived together on the best of terms.
On the first trial I made of his talents in my official
functions, I found him less troublesome than I expected
he would have been, considering he was a man without
experience, in the service of an ambassador who possessed
no more than himself, and whose ignorance and obstinacy
constantly counteracted everything with which common-sense
and some information inspired me for his service and
that of the king. The next thing the ambassador
did was to connect himself with the Marquis Mari,
ambassador from Spain, an ingenious and artful man,
who, had he wished so to do, might have led him by
the nose, yet on account of the union of the interests
of the two crowns he generally gave him good advice,
which might have been of essential service, had not
the other, by joining his own opinion, counteracted
it in the execution. The only business they
had to conduct in concert with each other was to engage
the Venetians to maintain their neutrality.
These did not neglect to give the strongest assurances