the term he used) which had thrown him into such a
rage that he had been unable to eat: that such
an enterprise would have been insupportable in a woman
of the highest quality; but coming, as it did, from
a mere bourgeoise, it had so affected him, that ten
times he had been upon the point of making her leave
the table, and that he was only restrained by consideration
for her husband. After this outbreak he made
a long discourse upon the genealogy of Madame de Torcy’s
family, and other matters; and then, to the astonishment
of all present, grew as angry as ever against Madame
de Torcy. He went off then into a discourse
upon the dignity of the Dukes, and in conclusion,
he charged the Princesses to tell Madame de Torcy to
what extent he had found her conduct impertinent.
The Princesses looked at each other, and not one
seemed to like this commission; whereupon the King,
growing more angry, said; that it must be undertaken
however, and left the robes; The news of what had
taken place, and of the King’s choler, soon
spread all over the Court. It was believed, however,
that all was over, and that no more would be heard
of the matter. Yet the very same evening the
King broke out again with even more bitterness than
before. On the morrow, too, surprise was great
indeed, when it was found that the King, immediately
after dinner, could talk of nothing but this subject,
and that, too, without any softening of tone.
At last he was assured that Madame de Torcy had been
spoken to, and this appeased him a little. Torcy
was obliged to write him a letter, apologising for
the fault of Madame de Torcy; and the King at this
grew content. It may be imagined what a sensation
this adventure produced all through the Court.
While upon the subject of the King, let me relate
an anecdote of him, which should have found a place
ere this. When M. d’Orleans was about to
start for Spain, he named the officers who were to
be of his suite. Amongst others was Fontpertius.
At that name the King put on a serious look.
“What! my nephew,” he said. “Fontpertius!
the son of a Jansenist—of that silly woman
who ran everywhere after M. Arnould! I do not
wish that man to go with you.”
“By my faith, Sire,” replied the Duc d’Orleans,
“I know not what the mother has done; but as
for the son, he is far enough from being a Jansenist,
I’ll answer for it; for he does not believe in
God.”
“Is it possible, my nephew?” said the
King, softening.
“Nothing more certain, Sire, I assure you.”
“Well, since it is so,” said the King,
“there is no harm: you can take him with
you.”