his steward and his maitre d’hotel to overlook
their accounts, that he had not seen for many years,
he appointed a day to be devoted to them. The
two financiers demanded that he should close his door
so as not to be interrupted; he consented with difficulty,
then changed his mind, and said that if Cardinal Bonzi
came he must be admitted, but that it was not likely
he would come on that particular day. Directly
afterwards he sent a trusty servant to Cardinal Bonzi,
entreating him to come on such and such a day, between
three and four o’clock, conjuring him not to
fail, and begging him above all to come as of his
own accord, the reason to be explained afterwards.
On the appointed day Cardinal d’Estrees told
his porter to let no one enter in the afternoon except
Cardinal Bonzi, who assuredly was not likely to come,
but who was not to be sent away if he did. His
people, delighted at having their master to themselves
all day without interruption, arrived about three
o’clock; the Cardinal quitted his family and
the few friends who had that day dined with him, and
passed into a cabinet where his business people laid
out their papers. He said a thousand absurdities
to them upon his expenditure, of which he understood
nothing, and unceasingly looked towards the window,
without appearing to do so, secretly sighing for a
prompt deliverance. A little before four o’clock,
a coach arrived in the court-yard; his business people,
enraged with the porter, exclaimed that there will
then be no more opportunity for working. The
Cardinal in delight referred to the orders he had
given. “You will see,” he added,
“that it is Cardinal Bonzi, the only man I excepted,
and who, of all days in the world, comes to-day.”
Immediately afterwards, the Cardinal was announced,
and the intendant and maitre d’hotel were forced
to make off with their papers and their table.
As soon as he was alone with Bonzi, he explained why
he had requested this visit, and both laughed heartily.
Since then his business people have never caught
him again, never during the rest of his life would
he hear speak of them.
He must have had honest people about him; for every
day his table was magnificent, and filled at Paris
and at the Court with the best company. His equipages
were so, also; he had numberless domestics, many gentlemen,
chaplains, and secretaries. He gave freely to
the poor, and to his brother the Marechal and his
children (who were not well off), and yet died without
owing a crown to a living soul.
His death, for which he had been long prepared, was
fine-edifying and very Christian-like. He was
universally regretted. A joke of his with the
King is still remembered. One day, at dinner,
where he always paid much attention to the Cardinal,
the King complained of the inconvenience he felt in
no longer having teeth.
“Teeth, sire!” replied the Cardinal; “why,
who has any teeth?”
The joke is that the Cardinal, though old, still had
very white and very beautiful teeth, and that his
mouth, large, but agreeable, was so shaped that it
showed them plainly in speaking. Therefore the
King burst out laughing at this reply, and all present
also, including the Cardinal, who was not in the slightest
degree embarrassed. I might go on forever telling
about him, but enough, perhaps, has been already said.